Kansas Crimson

1. Kentucky Derby Day! My horse (the one I own a VERY small piece of) is #18 Authentic.
Here are the current (as of 7:00am this morning) odds.
Who do you think will PLACE (come in second) and SHOW (come in 3rd)?
1. HORSE SCRATCHED - WILL NOT RUN
2. Max Player 15-1
3. Enforceable 22-1
4. Storm the Court 21-1
5. Major Fed 29-1
6. HORSE SCRATCHED - WILL NOT RUN
7. Money Moves 14-1
8. South Bend 32-1
9. Mr. Big News 40-1
10. Thousand Words 10-1
11. Necker Island 37-1
12. Sole Volante 25-1
13. Attachment Rate 38-1
14. Winning Impression 39-1
15. NY Traffic 16-1
16. Honor A.P. 8-1
17. Tiz the Law 6/5
18. Authentic 9-1

2. To the best of my knowledge Donald Trump has 5 children. Ivanka, Donald Jr. Eric, Tiffany, and Barron.
Who is his favorite child AND who is his LEAST favorite child?

3. You must have lunch with one of the following people tomorrow. It's an hour and a half lunch and it will be at YOUR favorite restaurant. Who do you choose to have lunch with?
a) Dane Cook
b) Jerry Seinfeld
c) Chris Rock
d) Amy Schumer
e) Louis C.K.
f) Ricky Gervais
g) Sarah Silverman
h) Jeff Dunham
i) Aziz Ansari
j) Jeff Foxworthy
k) Chelsea Handler
l) Lisa Lampanelli
m) Eric Trump


4. These are the coaches in the NBA Playoffs today. Who is the BEST coach AND who is the WORST coach?
a) Brad Stevens - Celtics
b) Michael Malone - Nuggets
c) Mike D'Antoni - Rockets
d) Doc Rivers - Clippers
e) Frank Vogel - Lakers
f) Erik Spoelstra - Heat
g) Mike Budenholzer - Bucks
h) Nick Nurse - Raptors


5. Lake Michigan's water surface is allegedly 22,300 square miles. It's a picture perfect day weather wise. Mostly sunny, Mid to upper 70s, and about a 10-15 mph wind.
If you had to guess, how many boats do you think will be OUT (meaning NOT "docked") on the lake today at 2:30pm?

Bonus Thought -
I have changed my bonus thought twice already so I am just going to write one before I change my mind again.
Sometimes if I look out my window/s at the right moment/s- within 10 seconds I can see planes, trains, automobiles, vans, SUVs, trucks, buses, boats, bicycles, scooters, helicopters, segways, roller Skates/blades, wheelchairs, and motorcycles.
I could be wrong but I believe if there is a God, he/she/it never intended for man/woman to have any of the things I mentioned.
Except maybe boats.
I can't decide which I feel was the best invention of all the things I mentioned.
Now for a 180 degree turn on my thought - I feel the gift of sight is taken for granted by most.

1.Good luck had just stung me
To the race track I did go
She bet on one horse to win
And I bet on another to show
The odds were in my favor
I had him five to one
And that nag to win came around the track
Sure enough we had won (for real good luck with your horse gutter!)
2. Favorite is Ivanka cuz he wants to bang her, Least favorite is Barron cuz who?
3. Jerry Seinfeld, though I dunno if he’ll like the crooked creek saloon
4. Best - Brad, worst - the dude shitting the bed for the bucks
5. A bajillion

I think in the grander historical scheme boats have done the most to connect the world. Plus you can fish from them. Plus, boats and hoes!

1. Place #16 Honor AP / Show #12 Sole Volante
2. Favorite Ivanka. Least favorite Tiffany.
3. Aziz Ansari
4. Best - Erik Spoelstra (second best Stevens). Worst - Doc Rivers (second worst Budenholzer)
5. 63,796

1. Thousand words - place. Authentic - show
2. Favorite is Ivanka. Least is Barron.
3. Jeff Foxworthy and is bring along Ned Yost so they could tell stories.
4. Best is Brad. Worst is Bud for the Bucks.
5. 28,000