Grandma's 5 Questions for 9/14/20 + Bonus Thought
Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2020 8:19 am
1. A lot of Trumpers are boasting about Trump's "deals" that he has "brokered" between Israel and the UAE and Bahrain. They are not really "deals" but whatever.
If you had to guess, what percentage of Trumpers have ZERO clue (don't know) what the "deals" actually are NOR can name the leaders of UAE and Bahrain?
2. Yesterday I took a long walk with my mother. I had a difficult time choosing which of my many pairs of shoes I wanted to wear. I have no idea why (because they are not my favorite by any means) but I chose these.....
On a scale of 0-100 (0 being the worst shoes you have ever seen and 100 being the best shoes you have ever seen) rate these shoes.
3. My sincere hope is those of you who will want to attend Christmas Mass will be able to do as such this Christmas. If your town/state and/or church does NOT allow in person church services this Christmas but will live stream it/them, will you watch it/them?
4. Which of the following women do you find most attractive?
a)
b)
c)
d)
e)
f)
g)
h)
5. You must say one of the following things to 3 complete strangers within the next 24 hours. You can not say anything else to the people except for these exact words and then walk away from them.
Which do you choose?
a) Go Eat Pickle Chicken B'otch.
b) My Vagina Monkey Word Up Sista.
c) I'm Sporting Some Mean Banana Dog Crotch Fungi.
d) I Had An Apple Hippo Turd Burger For Lunch Today.
e) Donald Trump Blows Elephant Schlongs.
f) I Heard You're Hung Like A Mare.
g) Have A Blessed Day Dickface.
h) I Killed JFK and MLK Twice On Tuesday And I'll Do It Again And Again.
i) San Dimas High School Football Is Gay And So Is Mr. Slave.
j) Oops, I Just Crapped My Pants Smells Like You Did Too.
k) Bill Clinton Blew His Load On The Skank In The Blue Dress.
Bonus Thought -
When I am working in my office I actually like Mondays. I like most of my co-workers and enjoy seeing and talking to them so it's nice to catch up with them after the weekend.
Now that I am "working from home", Mondays pretty much blow.
If you had to guess, what percentage of Trumpers have ZERO clue (don't know) what the "deals" actually are NOR can name the leaders of UAE and Bahrain?
2. Yesterday I took a long walk with my mother. I had a difficult time choosing which of my many pairs of shoes I wanted to wear. I have no idea why (because they are not my favorite by any means) but I chose these.....
On a scale of 0-100 (0 being the worst shoes you have ever seen and 100 being the best shoes you have ever seen) rate these shoes.
3. My sincere hope is those of you who will want to attend Christmas Mass will be able to do as such this Christmas. If your town/state and/or church does NOT allow in person church services this Christmas but will live stream it/them, will you watch it/them?
4. Which of the following women do you find most attractive?
a)
b)
c)
d)
e)
f)
g)
h)
5. You must say one of the following things to 3 complete strangers within the next 24 hours. You can not say anything else to the people except for these exact words and then walk away from them.
Which do you choose?
a) Go Eat Pickle Chicken B'otch.
b) My Vagina Monkey Word Up Sista.
c) I'm Sporting Some Mean Banana Dog Crotch Fungi.
d) I Had An Apple Hippo Turd Burger For Lunch Today.
e) Donald Trump Blows Elephant Schlongs.
f) I Heard You're Hung Like A Mare.
g) Have A Blessed Day Dickface.
h) I Killed JFK and MLK Twice On Tuesday And I'll Do It Again And Again.
i) San Dimas High School Football Is Gay And So Is Mr. Slave.
j) Oops, I Just Crapped My Pants Smells Like You Did Too.
k) Bill Clinton Blew His Load On The Skank In The Blue Dress.
Bonus Thought -
When I am working in my office I actually like Mondays. I like most of my co-workers and enjoy seeing and talking to them so it's nice to catch up with them after the weekend.
Now that I am "working from home", Mondays pretty much blow.
