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Earliest memories
Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2021 1:52 pm
by ousdahl
My grandpa took me to an apple orchard. Must’ve been fall, cuz there were apples all over the ground that toddler me kept tripping and falling over, but I thought it was hilarious.
Yours?
Re: Earliest memories
Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2021 1:59 pm
by pdub
*Your mom saying it was OK, she was on the pill.
*Will remove if ous thinks not funny.
Re: Earliest memories
Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2021 2:06 pm
by ousdahl
...dad?!
Re: Earliest memories
Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2021 2:11 pm
by pdub
I created this website just to find you.
Kind of disappointing.
Re: Earliest memories
Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2021 2:17 pm
by ousdahl
So if you were old enough to fire one off, does that mean your earliest memory wasn’t until at least puberty?
Kinda makes you wonder what you were doing for the first like 13 years.
Re: Earliest memories
Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2021 2:21 pm
by pdub
Was firing em off weeks out of the womb.
Re: Earliest memories
Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2021 2:27 pm
by ousdahl
...big brother?!
Re: Earliest memories
Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2021 2:29 pm
by ousdahl
Wait bro does this mean you banged mom?
You can’t spell “oedipus bro” without pdub.
Re: Earliest memories
Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2021 2:29 pm
by pdub
Once my son was at an apple orchard and he tripped over a bunch of apples and was just sitting there laughing and that's when I knew it was time to hit the road.
Re: Earliest memories
Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2021 2:30 pm
by ousdahl
For real tho which is more impressive:
That pdub was born with such a developed reproductive system, or such a developed hippocampus to remember it?
Re: Earliest memories
Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2021 2:31 pm
by ousdahl
pdub wrote: ↑Thu Apr 22, 2021 2:29 pm
Once my son was at an apple orchard and he tripped over a bunch of apples and was just sitting there laughing and that's when I knew it was time to hit the road.
....grandpa?!
man I can’t keep up with this multigenerational incest.
Our family tree must be shaped like one of those heavy metal band logos.
Re: Earliest memories
Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2021 2:32 pm
by ousdahl
But for real you asshole! I had to fend for myself and live off those apples for years.
Re: Earliest memories
Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2021 2:33 pm
by pdub
I hooked up with a few hippocampus but don't remember it.
Re: Earliest memories
Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2021 2:33 pm
by pdub
I'd like to say it built your core.
Re: Earliest memories
Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2021 2:34 pm
by ousdahl
don’t talk about mom like that.
Re: Earliest memories
Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2021 2:34 pm
by ousdahl
Yo mamma’s so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house!
Re: Earliest memories
Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2021 2:34 pm
by pdub
Was her college nickname, don't blame me.
Re: Earliest memories
Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2021 2:35 pm
by ousdahl
Yo momma’s so fat, she signed up for a Gmail account just for the spam!
Re: Earliest memories
Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2021 2:35 pm
by ousdahl
Yo momma’s so fat, the only dude willing to bang her is Pdub!
Re: Earliest memories
Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2021 2:38 pm
by TDub
Now this....this is a weird thread.