House sitting

[ousdahl]

Guess who gets to hang with your doggos!

[pdub]

Just don't burn it down.

[ousdahl]

Jesus. Let’s hope.

2 good dogs ( well one kind of a douche but the other is GOAT pet, no not a pet goat) plus some chickens

Anyone ever take care of chickens before?

Tdub wanna slam some ‘skis on top of the hen house with me?

[ousdahl]

...now we’re really sitting on a house!

[TDub]

Chickens should be pretty easy. Let them out. Feed them. Check water, collect eggs. Shut the door when they put themselves to bed. 5-7 minutes of effort a day

[ousdahl]

Yeah, that’s what they said.

Also try to keep the foxes away

Worst case, expect a bump to the fried chicken thread

[pdub]

gutter knows how to take care of good chikn.

[JKLivin]

Which bong is appropriate to pack when housesitting?

[Overlander]

gutter knows how to take care of good chikn.

Discreet, upskirt shots?

[ousdahl]

Which bong is appropriate to pack when housesitting?

I just assumed the homeowners would let me use theirs.

What am I supposed to do, bring my own bathroom too?

[JKLivin]

Which bong is appropriate to pack when housesitting?

I just assumed the homeowners would let me use theirs.

What am I supposed to do, bring my own bathroom too?

Hopefully they have an X-Box.

[ousdahl]

soo how’s house sat before? Who’s had someone house sit for them?

cuuuz pro tip:

If you have a homie holding down the fort for you for a week, CLEAN YOUR FUCKING HOUSE.

The unsanitary stuff: dirty dishes piled up in the sink, the baby hi-chair covered in crumbs, spoiled produce rotting in the fridge, etc.

The clutter stuff: kitchen table and counters covered with random shit, unfolded piles of (dirty?) laundry all over the bedroom, hundreds of bottles of nail polish and lotion and personal products all over the bathroom, baby toys EVERYWHERE

The unfinished project stuff: power tools laying around the living room, nails and screws and scrap wood strewn around the yard, don’t even bother going in the garage

The disrepair stuff: light fixtures that don’t work and have bare wires just kinda hanging there, doors that won’t close, cabinet doors falling off the hinges if they even have a door

The sporting goods wtf stuff: clay pigeons and shotgun shells on the bed stand, fishing gear piled in the bathtub

Who the eff are these people? Oh yeah, wait for it - a former coworker friend who was a housekeeping manager at a high end resort.

And the worst part is, they didn’t even leave the bong for me to use.

Or the x box!

[shindig]

lol. I'm house sitting my younger brother's and girlfriends house in west shawnee. It's immaculate and very nice (built in 2014). Only problem is there are no big trees around, so as soon as you walk outside, the sun is beating down on you. But I plan to test out his new smoker this weekend (traeger I think) and drink all his beer. Worst part is watering all his girlfriends plants all over the house (inside and outside).

[ousdahl]

That sounds rad.

Party at shindig’s bros!

[TDub]

Ous, pull up your pants, We need an AmbuLANce theres a girl upstairs talking to Plants, choppin her hair off, we only got 2 days left, how long do these things take to wear off

[ousdahl]

That song is such a crazy rhyme.


I went to shindig’s bro’s rave with tdub and Dave and met a new wave blonde babe with half her head shaved, a nurse’s aid looking to get laid, tied up with first aid tape and…some dark shit only Eminem would rap about

[shindig]

That sounds rad.

Party at shindig’s bros!

Sure, make the 10 or so hour drive and crash here. There's 5 bedrooms. We can get some of the trikes out and rip around the neighborhood. I might take one to Perry Lake this weekend for a few hours. I don't have a truck, but I can borrow my Dad's Honda Ridgeline.

[Deleted User 89]

we had my MIL house sit a number of times

come back to a house that is cleaner than when we left

ours is a unique situation, as we’ve got critters aside from the pups that can’t go with us on vacation, so whomever house sits has to literally be trained. not sure what we’ll do now (MIL is back in midwest), but we’ve even considered buying the MIL a plane ticket just so she can house sit for us

[jhawks99]

This you Traddie?

[Deleted User 89]

i’m disappointed in you, 99