DC says howdy
Posted: Sun May 23, 2021 7:49 pm
So I drove up to Lincoln NE to pick up my bi-weekly supply of Nepalese temple ball hash and I decided to stop in a place called Honest Abe’s to get a burger before I head back. And who the fuck do I run into standing in the lobby hawking his new book on a local wingnut radio show remote feed?
That bitch DC!
I stop and ask about the book. The title is intriguing…..”How Woke Capitalism Has Ruined Everything For The Douchebag Capitalist Class” subtitle; why liberals are such dicks or why liberals have bigger dicks or anyway, something about dicks.
I gave him a big hug for all of you and said you missed him.
He gave me a copy of his book, then he texts the New York Times bestseller list and gave himself credit for selling another copy, cuz that how conservatives do. He was alone, he said Creamcheese was riding her horse this afternoon and couldn’t make it to his big show. He showed me a photo of her horse; she named it “Japhy”…...he grimaced. I felt a little bad for him.
I changed the subject and we traded pleasantries. I asked if Abe was just honest or intellectually honest? He said, “more than twocoach”. I thought, well who is the dick now? He said to tell you all, “fuck you”. It seemed heartfelt.
He told me he was booked to appear on the Tucker Carlson show to talk about his book. He visibly got a boner just saying that. He got bumped from the show because they had to have Kayleigh McEnany on, she was hawking her new line of genital anti-wrinkle cream. I told him I thought Tucker was an asshole for doing him like that.
The burger was good.
I had some time to read the first chapter of the book when I got home. I promised to post my book review to Amazon. So it turns out the word “dick” shows up a lot in the book, true to the title. I would call the book a homoerotic economic fantasy novel. Imagine if Arthur Laffer rewrote “Naked Lunch” but without heroin to make the stories interesting. It is kinda like that, maybe the Nepalese temple balls will make it more interesting. I will try reading another chapter later tonight.
That bitch DC!
I stop and ask about the book. The title is intriguing…..”How Woke Capitalism Has Ruined Everything For The Douchebag Capitalist Class” subtitle; why liberals are such dicks or why liberals have bigger dicks or anyway, something about dicks.
I gave him a big hug for all of you and said you missed him.
He gave me a copy of his book, then he texts the New York Times bestseller list and gave himself credit for selling another copy, cuz that how conservatives do. He was alone, he said Creamcheese was riding her horse this afternoon and couldn’t make it to his big show. He showed me a photo of her horse; she named it “Japhy”…...he grimaced. I felt a little bad for him.
I changed the subject and we traded pleasantries. I asked if Abe was just honest or intellectually honest? He said, “more than twocoach”. I thought, well who is the dick now? He said to tell you all, “fuck you”. It seemed heartfelt.
He told me he was booked to appear on the Tucker Carlson show to talk about his book. He visibly got a boner just saying that. He got bumped from the show because they had to have Kayleigh McEnany on, she was hawking her new line of genital anti-wrinkle cream. I told him I thought Tucker was an asshole for doing him like that.
The burger was good.
I had some time to read the first chapter of the book when I got home. I promised to post my book review to Amazon. So it turns out the word “dick” shows up a lot in the book, true to the title. I would call the book a homoerotic economic fantasy novel. Imagine if Arthur Laffer rewrote “Naked Lunch” but without heroin to make the stories interesting. It is kinda like that, maybe the Nepalese temple balls will make it more interesting. I will try reading another chapter later tonight.