Kansas Crimson

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DO IT!!!!

NOW, PLEASE!!!

Pics or it didn't happen

We have a six pound brisket on the smoker.

so coy

Whoa yeah, what’s this whole “best man” talk? I didn’t really put that together cuz I was too caught up with brisket on the mind.

You mean “best man” like in Caddyshack when he says “I’ll put my best man on it”?

Or in that philly public access rap battle when that dude’s like “I’m the best man, I deed it?”

Or were you just complimenting me like “ousdahl you’re the best, man” when I agreed to come eat your brisket with you?

cuz man I can’t come, I never got ahold of gutter about crashing with him halfway, and am concerned that NotGutter may not really be gutter

The brisket is done.
Come on over.

Nuthin is gettin me outta the sat shack.

I dont smell brisket. All i smell is dale diamond, whiskey, and bad decisions. The womens room smells like shit and theres a monkey sleeping on the pool table. Am i in the wrong thread?

You may just be smelling Dale Diamond.

He smells like all those things.

Also ous never showed.
Maybe he got trapped in gutters basement halfway to Maine.

I thought “whiskey and bad decisions” was a Dale Diamond album?

Like third or fourth release, right between his breakout hit “Live at the Derbyshire Miners Club” and his ill-advised attempted comeback “Cocaine and Vikes”

Nobody actually likes Minnesota...


Was that before or after codeine and waffles?

Codeine and Waffles was the Sgt Pepper of the Satellite Bored.

That song “sizzurp with my sizzurp” was ahead of its time.

Blurred the lines between genres too!

Codine and waffles sometimes gets on our menu.

Do you recommend that, the lingonberry pancakes, or ze pigs en blanket?

I'm finishing my coffee.

leads?

Pdub you good bro?

ousdahl wrote: ↑Sat Jul 24, 2021 11:02 am Pdub you good bro?

if only that was at an OG