Kansas Crimson

Who is your favorite superhero?

What are you, 12?

jhawks99 wrote: ↑Mon Aug 30, 2021 6:38 pm What are you, 12?

Come on maaaan...you didn't think that was funny?

BasketballJayhawk wrote: ↑Mon Aug 30, 2021 9:59 pm

jhawks99 wrote: ↑Mon Aug 30, 2021 6:38 pm What are you, 12?

Come on maaaan...you didn't think that was funny?

Not as funny as this adolescent humor.

BasketballJayhawk wrote: ↑Mon Aug 30, 2021 9:59 pm

jhawks99 wrote: ↑Mon Aug 30, 2021 6:38 pm What are you, 12?

Come on maaaan...you didn't think that was funny?

I didn't play the video. Just not into comic books or movies based on them.

I had an Incredible Hulk subscription from age 8 to 17 ( which included issue 340 which has a value of 2 to 3k ).
I have over 150 Hulk comics in plastic sleeves stacked in my basement.
( plus maybe 100 other random mostly Marvel -- fuck DC -- comics )

jhawks99 wrote: ↑Tue Aug 31, 2021 7:10 am

BasketballJayhawk wrote: ↑Mon Aug 30, 2021 9:59 pm

jhawks99 wrote: ↑Mon Aug 30, 2021 6:38 pm What are you, 12?

Come on maaaan...you didn't think that was funny?

I didn't play the video. Just not into comic books or movies based on them.

I'm really not either but I will say....
You're my superhero and I would love to read a comic book or see a movie based on you!
Just sayin'.

Did you know "Jeeper" is a Super Hero that I created?
He's a former Texas law enforcement officer turned property owning boat salesman. When crime goes down on Kansascrimson.com I send out the Jeeper signal and he comes running. I mean flying. I mean Jeeping.

jhawks99 wrote: ↑Tue Aug 31, 2021 7:10 am

BasketballJayhawk wrote: ↑Mon Aug 30, 2021 9:59 pm

jhawks99 wrote: ↑Mon Aug 30, 2021 6:38 pm What are you, 12?

Come on maaaan...you didn't think that was funny?

I didn't play the video. Just not into comic books or movies based on them.

Text version: big class full of students. Guy stands up, answers phone, says he will be right there, rips his shirt off, has superman costume on, runs down in front to the exit, slams into a locked door, runs to other side where do is open and disappears into hallway.

I’m not big on superheroes

But I’ll say Superman

Cuz of that monologue at the end of Kill Bill, and cuz of all the Superman in Seinfeld, and cuz as far as I know it’s the only superhero with a sex move named after him, right Soulja Boy?

BasketballJayhawk wrote: ↑Tue Aug 31, 2021 7:50 am

jhawks99 wrote: ↑Tue Aug 31, 2021 7:10 am

BasketballJayhawk wrote: ↑Mon Aug 30, 2021 9:59 pm
Come on maaaan...you didn't think that was funny?

I didn't play the video. Just not into comic books or movies based on them.

Text version: big class full of students. Guy stands up, answers phone, says he will be right there, rips his shirt off, has superman costume on, runs down in front to the exit, slams into a locked door, runs to other side where do is open and disappears into hallway.

Man, that brings back class pranks.

My favorite was in Budig 500 during a quiz. You realize it’s a golf ball bouncing down the stairs of that giant lecture hall. It bounces all the way to the bottom.

A frat bro walks down in a goofy golf outfit with a club, grabs the ball, and tells the professor, “just playing through.”

Another one, a dude runs in dressed like a leprechaun, makes a mess throwing lucky charms everywhere, and yells “they’re after me lucky charms!”

Another one was in that doucher psych professor’s class that I think we’ve discussed. I dunno what the prank was cuz as soon as the kid got up there the professor tackles him and starts saying how he’s gonna ruin his status at KU and his future career prospects and his legal freedom too.

NotGutterGutter wrote: ↑Tue Aug 31, 2021 7:41 am

jhawks99 wrote: ↑Tue Aug 31, 2021 7:10 am

BasketballJayhawk wrote: ↑Mon Aug 30, 2021 9:59 pm
Come on maaaan...you didn't think that was funny?

I didn't play the video. Just not into comic books or movies based on them.

I'm really not either but I will say....
You're my superhero and I would love to read a comic book or see a movie based on you!
Just sayin'.

Did you know "Jeeper" is a Super Hero that I created?
He's a former Texas law enforcement officer turned property owning boat salesman. When crime goes down on Kansascrimson.com I send out the Jeeper signal and he comes running. I mean flying. I mean Jeeping.

You haven't crossed my mind in a few weeks.
Good to see I never left yours.

Overlander wrote: ↑Tue Aug 31, 2021 8:51 am

NotGutterGutter wrote: ↑Tue Aug 31, 2021 7:41 am

jhawks99 wrote: ↑Tue Aug 31, 2021 7:10 am

I didn't play the video. Just not into comic books or movies based on them.

I'm really not either but I will say....
You're my superhero and I would love to read a comic book or see a movie based on you!
Just sayin'.

Did you know "Jeeper" is a Super Hero that I created?
He's a former Texas law enforcement officer turned property owning boat salesman. When crime goes down on Kansascrimson.com I send out the Jeeper signal and he comes running. I mean flying. I mean Jeeping.

You haven't crossed my mind in a few weeks.
Good to see I never left yours.

A) Lighten up Francis!
B) You're completely full of shit for saying that I haven't crossed your mind in a few weeks. As your post/s attest to.
C) You have left my mind plenty but hey - you're impossible to completely forget.
D) Thanks for being my Super Hero!

NotGutterGutter wrote: ↑Tue Aug 31, 2021 1:27 pm

Overlander wrote: ↑Tue Aug 31, 2021 8:51 am

NotGutterGutter wrote: ↑Tue Aug 31, 2021 7:41 am

I'm really not either but I will say....
You're my superhero and I would love to read a comic book or see a movie based on you!
Just sayin'.

Did you know "Jeeper" is a Super Hero that I created?
He's a former Texas law enforcement officer turned property owning boat salesman. When crime goes down on Kansascrimson.com I send out the Jeeper signal and he comes running. I mean flying. I mean Jeeping.

You haven't crossed my mind in a few weeks.
Good to see I never left yours.

A) Lighten up Francis!
B) You're completely full of shit for saying that I haven't crossed your mind in a few weeks. As your post/s attest to.
C) You have left my mind plenty but hey - you're impossible to completely forget.
D) Thanks for being my Super Hero!

But wait, you said I was your super hero.

You are! I have multiple Super Heros. Super Heros come in all shapes and sizes. Genders, races, nationalities, religions, too.

Religions too?

My favorite is Wingspan Man.

He’s a Hindu superhero, kinda like the god Ganesha, but he wields his four arms as effectively twice as much wingspan as the average hero

Speaking of religion, GOD DAMN IT!
Now I am having a strong desire to sing this to my Super Hero Jeeper!

Maybe I didn't treat you
Quite as good as I should have
Maybe I didn't love you
Quite as often as I could have
Little things I should have said and done
I just never took the time

You were always on my mind
You were always on my mind

Maybe I didn't hold you
All those lonely, lonely times
And I guess I never told you
I'm so happy that you're mine
If I made you feel second best
Girl, I'm so sorry I was blind

You were always on my mind
You were always on my mind

Tell me, tell me that your sweet love hasn't died
Give me, give me one more chance
To keep you satisfied, satisfied

Little things I should have said and done
I just never took the time

You were always on my mind
You were always on my mind
You were always on my mind

Maybe I didn't treat you
Quite as good as I should have
Maybe I didn't love you
Quite as often as I could have
Maybe I didn't hold you
All those lonely, lonely times
And I guess I never told you
I'm so happy that you're mine
Maybe I didn't treat you
Quite as good as I should have

Wait now we’re posting super hero lyrics too?


Soulja Boy off in this hoe
Watch me crank it, watch me roll
Watch me crank that Soulja Boy
Then Superman that hoe
Now watch me (Crank that Soulja Boy)
Now watch me (Crank that Soulja Boy)
Now watch me (Crank that Soulja Boy)
Now watch me (Crank that Soulja Boy)




(I was gonna post that foo fighters song but I know how you guys feel about Dave Grohl’s singing)

REM? although I think it's actually a cover.

I am, I am, I am Superman and I know what's happening
I am, I am, I am Superman and I can do anything
You don't really love that guy you make it with now, do you?
I know you don't love that guy 'cause I can see right through you

I, I will be king
And you, you will be queen
Though nothing will drive them away
We can beat them, just for one day
We can be heroes, just for one day
And you, you can be mean
And I, I'll drink all the time
'Cause we're lovers, and that is a fact
Yes we're lovers, and that is that
Though nothing will keep us together
We could steal time just for one day
We can be heroes for ever and ever
What d'you say?
I, I wish you could swim
Like the dolphins, like dolphins can swim
Though nothing, nothing will keep us together
We can beat them, for ever and ever
Oh we can be Heroes, just for one day