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You know what I’m talking about. The ones that are just ridiculous, outrageous, bizarre.

There’s one called “The Room,” which is this confusing and inconsistent story mixed with softcore porn.

There’s also Troll 2, which isn’t a sequel about trolls but rather about goblins that terrorize a farm community. They’re vegetarian goblins tho, so they turn the farmers into plants before eating them

And man, I just watched Bram Stoker’s Dracula. On one hand it’s an award winning Francis Ford Coppola take on the classic vampire story. But on the other hand it’s over the top and campy, with lots of sexy vampire tits and Keanu Reeves trying to act with a British accent

whoa dude. trolls 2 is the world rock tour. uhhh barb, the hard rock troll tries to take over the world and eliminate all other music. luckily poppy and her unlikely cast of helpers unite the world and help everyone recognize that all types of music and all types of trolls are important.


duh....

wtf you been watching.

Nick Cage has a lot of high seeds in this bracket.

What’s the worst nick cage movie?

Maybe that one where he’s a flaming skeleton on a motorcycle

ousdahl wrote: ↑Thu Sep 16, 2021 11:01 am What’s the worst nick cage movie?

Maybe that one where he’s a flaming skeleton on a motorcycle

dude has gone downhill since ConAir

i struggled through Knowing...so bad

ousdahl wrote: ↑Thu Sep 16, 2021 10:56 amThere’s one called “The Room,” which is this confusing and inconsistent story mixed with softcore porn.

Have you seen the Francos' The Disaster Artist?

I thought it was really funny, but I bet you'll have an even bigger appreciation for it.

cult classics, but the original Evil Dead and Army of Darkness are so bad they’re good

i’ve also been told that Pootie Tang is bad...but fuck that noise

nick cage sucks

TDub wrote: ↑Thu Sep 16, 2021 11:05 amnick cage sucks

I honestly think his whole MO is getting on these kind of lists.

Team him up with Michael Bay and you have your one seeds.

TDub wrote: ↑Thu Sep 16, 2021 11:05 amnick cage sucks

I don't like him much either, but I think he's great in "Wild at Heart". If you haven't seen it, check it out.

I listen to a podcast called The Flop House where the hosts watch one of these bad movies and have to review it. They have a month called 'Cagemas' where they watch 2 Nick Cage movies.

They recently tore 'Primal' apart.
Here is the trailer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLKIq3PqyDs

CrimsonNBlue wrote: ↑Thu Sep 16, 2021 11:07 am

TDub wrote: ↑Thu Sep 16, 2021 11:05 amnick cage sucks

I honestly think his whole MO is getting on these kind of lists.

Team him up with Michael Bay and you have your one seeds.

For sure. He loves it. He knows what he's doing.

But I thought he was good in Matchstick Men, Adaptation and Leaving Los Vegas.

I know Vega left but now there’s more than one of him?

Raising Arizona is also hilarious but there was a shift in his projects, especially after making the Disney money.

Show me Masters of the Universe, Anaconda, Riddick, Mortal Kombat, The Gate, Krampus and Lionheart.

( beyond the obvious The Room, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Troll 2 )

Raising Arizona is great indeed.

Is that the first big Coen brothers hit?

But it’s supposed to be silly and slapstick, it’s Coen brothers.

The awesomest awesomely bad movies are the ones that take themselves seriously

Roadhouse is the GOAT of awesomely bad movies then, right?