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Airports
Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2021 1:17 pm
by ousdahl
Just got in line at Denver security, it’s about a half mile long.
Gotta see when I get thru this bitch
Been on a hot streak with threads, don’t let me down with this one you guys
Re: Airports
Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2021 1:24 pm
by ousdahl
Lotta chin diapers in the crowd
Re: Airports
Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2021 1:36 pm
by pdub
Thanks for flying out just to cat sit.
Re: Airports
Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2021 2:02 pm
by ousdahl
Finally thru security! Shade under an hour.
Then in Denver you gotta get on the trains. I like how they say you gotta social distance then it’s shoulder to shoulder in the train
And man if we’re gonna be this lax about masks, I think we should normalize miswearing other wardrobe articles too.
“Excuse me sir, your pants are down around your ankles” BUT MAH RIGHTS
Re: Airports
Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2021 2:06 pm
by ousdahl
also this might be the first time I’ve ever gone though an airport without making friends cuz I’m carrying fishing rods. Where my fellow trout bums?!
Re: Airports
Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2021 2:47 pm
by ousdahl
If there’s a silver lining to airports, it’s that somewhere along the way the ladies normalized traveling in yoga pants
Re: Airports
Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2021 2:59 pm
by TDub
ousdahl wrote: ↑Sun Sep 19, 2021 2:02 pm
Finally thru security! Shade under an hour.
Then in Denver you gotta get on the trains. I like how they say you gotta social distance then it’s shoulder to shoulder in the train
And man if we’re gonna be this lax about masks, I think we should normalize miswearing other wardrobe articles too.
“Excuse me sir, your pants are down around your ankles” BUT MAH RIGHTS
that happens often
Re: Airports
Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2021 3:05 pm
by ousdahl
Wait what part happens often?
Absurdly long security lines? Crowded trains? Not wearing pants correctly?
Re: Airports
Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2021 3:06 pm
by TDub
not wearing pants correctly
Re: Airports
Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2021 3:11 pm
by ousdahl
yea I thought so.
also what’s the deal with airport sinks?
If you really want me washing hands then gimme more than a half second of water at a time. The soap dispenser literally lasts longer than the faucet
Re: Airports
Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2021 3:15 pm
by shindig
Where you headed?
Re: Airports
Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2021 3:17 pm
by PhDhawk
shindig wrote: ↑Sun Sep 19, 2021 3:15 pm
Where you headed?
A 1980s stand up comedy club is my guess, based on the material.
Re: Airports
Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2021 3:18 pm
by ousdahl
Don’t even get me started about ovaltine.
Headed to MI to visit my folks
Re: Airports
Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2021 3:23 pm
by TDub
PhDhawk wrote: ↑Sun Sep 19, 2021 3:17 pm
shindig wrote: ↑Sun Sep 19, 2021 3:15 pm
Where you headed?
A 1980s stand up comedy club is my guess, based on the material.
Jerry Seinfelds house of the unfunny?
what is the deal with that....?
Re: Airports
Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2021 5:10 pm
by Overlander
PhDhawk wrote: ↑Sun Sep 19, 2021 3:17 pm
shindig wrote: ↑Sun Sep 19, 2021 3:15 pm
Where you headed?
A 1980s stand up comedy club is my guess, based on the material.
POTD
Re: Airports
Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2021 5:11 pm
by Overlander
PhDhawk wrote: ↑Sun Sep 19, 2021 3:17 pm
shindig wrote: ↑Sun Sep 19, 2021 3:15 pm
Where you headed?
A 1980s stand up comedy club is my guess, based on the material.
POTD
So, what's the deal with tampons ladies?
Re: Airports
Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2021 6:51 pm
by ousdahl
I successfully slept for most of the flight
Yes!
I knew getting drunk while I packed last night was a good decision
Also the screens on the backs of seats now. The lady in front of me watched some movie that looked boring except it had tits in it. Some Kate winslett movie I think? Except not that other boring movie but with tits in it on that boat
Re: Airports
Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2021 7:01 pm
by PhDhawk
Are your arms tired?
Re: Airports
Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2021 9:27 am
by jfish26
Why don't they make the whole plane out of the black box?