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One year seems too historically soon to start reenactments.

But by next year, maybe this will seem more distant and we can start having "insurrection reenactments"?

The uniforms would be cool. And there would be so many fun characters to choose to portray.

japhy wrote: ↑Thu Jan 06, 2022 12:19 pm One year seems too historically soon to start reenactments.

But by next year, maybe this will seem more distant and we can start having "insurrection reenactments"?

The uniforms would be cool. And there would be so many fun characters to choose to portray.

Clearly you didn’t see my Halloween costume

Dibs smiling guy in stocking cap carrying podium.

It’s been said before, but these doods look less like they’re trying to overthrow democracy, and more like they’re trying to sell you shrooms at a Phish show.

When's the movie coming out?
Who's playing all the roles?
Trump - Alec Baldwin
Pence - Everett McGill
Eugene Goodman - Michael B. Jordan
QShaman - Sacha Baron Cohen

Who else?

We can flesh this idea out over beers in the Spud Lounge in June. It is cold in the Empire in January ( I am looking you, whoever you are that aspires to be the Q Shaman), but I could be honorary mayor of the Empire by next January. I could show up at City Hall dressed as Nancy Pelosi on Jan 6 and Chief Meeks could usher me into the old bank vault for my protection while the rest of you storm the lobby and chant "come out Nancy".

Taylor Greene - Amy Poehler
Boebert - Tina Fey

Q Shaman is totally Jim Carrey.

Mike Pence - Nathan Lane

Jared Kushner - Joseph Gordon Levitt

Steve Bannon - Ray Liotta

Donald Jr - Charlie Sheen

Eric Trump - that McPoyle dude from Sunny

Fuck it, just make both Trump sons the McPoyles

McPoyles are perfect for the trump kids

Sacha Baron Cohen could pull off Ted Cruz
Danny DeVito = Giuliani

I was gonna say Ivanka could be that Margaret McPoyle chick, even though Ivanka is actually kinda hot.

Then I googled the Margaret McPoyle actress chick and WHAT

Nothing is real

I have it on good authority that my boy Ted Cruz will be played by SNL’s Aidy Bryant

Aidy Bryant is a great choice for Cancun Ted. But poetic justice would be a transgender Mexican. And, AOC should play MTG, appearance be damned!

I like the AOC/MTC candid irony.

And speaking of poetic justice, come on you guys, Nathan Lane as Pence is gold.

sdoyel wrote: ↑Thu Jan 06, 2022 3:08 pm

Jeez, what did Hannity text this time?

i’m sure ANTIFA is mobilizing as we speak