Kansas Crimson

1. What is the current temperature outside where you are right now? If you don't know - give an honest guess.


2. You have an opportunity to meet and have dinner with TWO of the following people AT THE SAME TIME.
Which TWO do you choose?

a. Michael Jordan
b. Tiger Woods
c. Dave Grohl
d. Jimmy Page
e. Matthew McConaughey
f. Bradley Cooper
g. Beyonce
h. Margot Robbie
i. Donald Trump
j. Barack Obama
k. Kyle Rittenhouse
l. Rudy Giuliani
m. John Calipari
n. Bobby Knight


3. You are eating pizza and must consume one of the following beverages. Which do you choose?

a. Coke
b. Pepsi
c. Sprite
d. Root Beer
e. Lemonade
f. Water
g. Orange soda
h. Tequila


4. You are an NBA GM and you have zero players on your team.
You have to pick TWO of the following players and must sign them to 5 year contracts at 32.5 million a season and you must keep them for all 5 seasons. Which TWO do you choose?

a. Trae Young
b. Luka Doncic
c. Ja Morant
d. Jason Tatum
e. Zion Williamson
f. LaMelo Ball
g. LeBron James
h. Devin Booker
i. Chris Paul

5. When was the last time you farted?

1. 15ish

2. Tiger & MJ

3. Coke

4. Luka and Ja

5. Earlier

1) 19F
2) Obama and Robbie
3) Water
4) I never watch NBA so, I dunno Tatum and Booker
5) Couple minutes ago

My responses....

1. 25 (guess)
2. Jimmy Page and Margot Robbie. A minute from now I might respond with two different choices.
3. Tie between Coke, root beer, and lemonade but if I had to choose right now I would choose coke
4. Ja may be my favorite on the list but I would probably go with Luka and Booker
5. About 10 minutes ago

1. 21
2. MJ and Knight
3. Root Beer
4. Ja and Luka
5. probably 25 minutes ago

If they gotta stay the whole dinner its gotta be Trump Obama.

Just sit back and watch.

1. 33
2. Trump and Obama (this would be interesting, to say the least)
3. Pepsi
4. Don’t even know some of the players, so I’ll say Lebron and CP
5. Just now

Also Morant, Luka and Bron are the best players on that list but Morant and Luka are the ball handlers and Bron is old.

Five year contract give me Morant and Booker.

One year contract Luka and Bron.

1 - 41 F
2 - (a) and (b) I guess
3 - (a)
4 - (b) and (c)
5 - Not more than an hour ago.

5) About 2 seconds ago. It was very satisfying.