Kansas Crimson

You remember the term…guys who played big roles for Self at KU and had reasons to pass off as “good” even tho they weren’t.

Dickinson - put up good numbers on an awful team, slow, soft, no ink.

KJ - undersized center/tweener forward sorta thing no J to speak of

Perry Ellis - the dood who literally coined this term for BofH

Dedric - the dood who literally coined this term for DC

…and I know what you’re thinking…the lead guard on this team just has to be Dajuan, right? Of course ous is gonna dip Dajuan again.


Plot twist!

Face Ass - sucks ass by the face full, single handedly gave Shaka Smart a career, sucks face by the ass full, best season was 2008, biggest accomplishment to date was literally starting an apparel brand called Face Ass

6th man: McCullar…dood’s face is on the sides of milk cartons everywhere


Also, another M. Night Shamalamadingdong plot twist!

Other bench: Dajuan - “one of the best lead guards in the country” but the offense he leads sucks, “one of the best defensive guards in the country” but the defense he leads sucks. But 3 reasons he’s not starting: 1. He at least has ink, 2. He at least has wingspan, 3. Face Ass.

jk LOL another plot twist!

lead guard on this team is still Dajuan, cuz if you recall, Face Ass actually somehow played wing.

Who is this?
Face Ass - sucks ass by the face full, single handedly gave Shaka Smart a career, sucks face by the ass full, best season was 2008, biggest accomplishment to date was literally starting an apparel brand called Face Ass

Morningstar

Face ass underrated for real tho. He was obviously a role player, but at least that dude could shoot and defend

Self would be the first to tell you he was the GOAT ball mover

Is this where I slam down my Malcom Nash card on the table and yell "DOMINO MOTHERF*CKER"?

…the Welsh cricketer?

I counter with Aubrey Nash

Bryant Nash

it's still Face Ass.

Don't listen to Randy here.

if you DO feel tempted to listen to Randy, and try to take his word that Face Ass didn't suck, bear in mind Randy also thinks Scott Drew doesn't suck.

ousdahl wrote: ↑Sun Mar 24, 2024 11:06 pm it's still Face Ass.

Don't listen to Randy here.

if you DO feel tempted to listen to Randy, and try to take his word that Face Ass didn't suck, bear in mind Randy also thinks Scott Drew doesn't suck.

Who else gonna give you 33 minutes, 2-5 shooting and moved the ball side to side 89 times

ousdahl wrote: ↑Sun Mar 24, 2024 11:06 pm it's still Face Ass.

Don't listen to Randy here.

if you DO feel tempted to listen to Randy, and try to take his word that Face Ass didn't suck, bear in mind Randy also thinks Scott Drew doesn't suck.

he would've started every game for this years team.


not that that fact is a huge boost in his favor but.....it's.....something.

As if this year’s team didn’t get already their asses kicked by Shaka smart enough.

But, OK, fine, have it your way.

Worst good player shall be Dajuan then.

He’s a directional Missouri state talent. He looks like the little neighbor kid and all the moms say you have to let him play too. He gets dragged into winning more than he does any dragging of his own. He needs no fewer than 3 NBA wings alongside to do the winning for him or else his team is getting plowed in the first weekend. He’s Naadir Tharpe if Naadir Tharpe wasn’t even cool enough to get milf tits in his face.

Happy?

it's Dedric or Hunter

Those guys were at least stat stuffers.

And, those guys only started one year.

Dajuan’s going on his thirty-fourth year starting tho he’s a career 6ppg dood….with the stats trending in the wrong direction…

This thread sucks.

Exactly.

you hate Dajuan we get it.

It’s not that I hate Dajuan, per se.

It’s that I hate loosing.

jhawks99 wrote: ↑Mon Mar 25, 2024 8:31 am This thread sucks.

buncha armchair quarterback poosies

Perry Ellis does not belong on this list.
That's dumb.
This thread is dumb.