Kansas Crimson

1. Everyone can wiggle their toes (well, most everyone). Can you wiggle your ears? Nose?

2. Which of the following links are you mostly to click on, subsequently leading to your device/information being compromised:
A. Free premium porn content to your favorite proclivity.
B. Watching free sports streams online
C. Renewing your vehicles’ extended warranty.
D. Something outrageous about your least favorite presidential candidate.
E. A free $50 Amazon Giftcard to first 34 people who click.

3. What’s your favorite breath mint flavor?

4. Do you remember, even vaguely, what you might have been doing 20 years ago today?

5. When you are alone, do you make comment/say excuse me when you burb/fart?

1. No
2. D
3. Spearmint
4. Other than already running 30-45 minutes behind seeing patients, (a given), no.
5. Occasionally after burping, (because I'm the best burper in the world), but much more often I say things I want to emphasize, or get credit for knowing, out loud.

1. No
2. I tend to not click any of those but maybe D - prez candidate virus
3. Peppermint
4. Working 40+ hours as week as assistant manager to Zarco 66 saving up money to attend RISD in the fall*
5. No. The sound of the fart is all you need.

*I went back to my old emails - it seems on August 1st 2004 I got an email from a girl who broke up with me ( summer fling ) trying to explain how she still wanted to be friends and it appears I had been ignoring her for a week or so

1) Yes, both
2) B
3) I dunno, don't like any of them
4) Probably taking care of the keeds.
5) I may congratulate myself on a job well done.

1. no
2. sports stream
3. wintergreen
4. probably getting hammered after a long day laying carpet and/or working at enterprise rent a car (can't remember if I went to enterprise in 04 or 05 for a misguided 4 month foray into car rental...but the 3 summers before that I was laying carpet and VCT)
5. probably not

1. No
2. B
3. Ass
4. Yes
5. No but I might say something else such as NICE.

RainbowsandUnicorns wrote: ↑Wed Aug 07, 2024 6:29 am 1. No
2. B
3. Ass
4. Yes
5. No but I might say something else such as NICE.

Oh great Jedi master of weird fucking questions that sometimes involve slightly higher order thinking processes…thanks for the lesson on open-ended phrasing (see:4).

1. I can move my ears, not sure if that's considered a wiggle? Not sure about my nose, and I'm sitting at a bar and don't want to be flaring my nostrils in an effort to find out.
2. I guess a sports stream. Not looking for any new porn sites at the moment. The trusty well known ones get the job done.
3. Spearmint
4. No. I was 17 and it was summer, so probably up to no good smoking weed somewhere with friends....I did see on FB that 14 years ago I was "golfing all day", which tracks because it's a Wednesday. Unfortunately no golf for me today. Had a client that only today would work for them, so afternoon meeting squashed my typical golf plans.
5. No

1. No
2. None
3. Spearmint
4. Yes, I had been laid off from my job at the end of May and accepted the offer for the position I had for the greatest length, around mid-July, and starting on the last Monday in Aug. So, I traveled overseas and around Aug first week I remember giving a seminar at my undergraduate college.
5. No