Kansas Crimson

1. pdub walks in to an Olive Garden for a meal.
A. How many bread sticks does he consume at his meal?
Which TWO of the following does he order - and eat?
B. Shrimp Carbonara
C. Chicken Parmigiana
D. Ravioli Carbonara
E. Lasagna Classico
F. Spaghetti & Meatballs
G. Chicken Alfredo
H. Fettuccine Alfredo
I. Eggplant Parmigiana
J. 6 oz. Sirloin
K. Chicken Tortelloni Alfredo

2. On this date 36 years ago.... The first night game under the permanently installed lights at Wrigley Field was supposed to be played. It wasn't an official game (rained out in the 4th) so it was NOT the date of the first OFFICIAL night game played at Wrigley .
Gutter was at the first OFFICAL night game at Wrigley the following night. Without looking it up....
a. Who do you guess/think/know the Cubs played against?
b. Did the Cubs win or lose?

3. I am NOT asking if you ever had a one night stand or a "one night hook up" or a whatever else you may want to call it.
I am asking, AFTER COLLEGE, did you ever have have sexual intercourse (defined by - sexual contact between individuals involving penetration, especially the insertion of a man's erect penis into a woman's vagina, typically culminating in orgasm and the ejaculation of semen) on a first DATE - and go on a second and third (or more) date with that person? Yes or No

4. I found out late yesterday afternoon that I will probably work the DNC in a capacity in which I will have to deal with the assistants to the "VIPs".
I don't know the "celebs" who will be in attendance so I will ask, if you could meet and speak with for 5 minutes, any living former or current Democratic politician (regardless if they are at the convention or not), who would you choose?

5. Two parter.
a. IMPORTANCE - On a scale of 1-100 (1 being it's the least important thing in the world to you and 100 being it's the most important thing in the world to you) what do you rate/rank your job?
b. ENJOYMENT - On a scale of 1-100 (1 being it's the worst thing in the world to you and 100 being it's the best thing in the world to you) what do you rate/rank your job in regards to how much you enjoy it overall?

1. Yum
2. The Reds? No
3. Oh man. I’m thinking back and no.
4. FDR probably
5. 60. 70.

pdub wrote: ↑Thu Aug 08, 2024 7:02 am 1. Yum
2. The Reds? No
3. Oh man. I’m thinking back and no.
4. FDR probably
5. 60. 70.

4. I asked - "living". FDR has been dead for a long time. Pick another person. Or don't.

1a. 3
1b. C & H
2. The NOT funny thing is my memory is shot. I know the Cubs were winning the 8/8 game. I don't recall if they won the 8/9 game and I am pretty sure it was against the Mets.
3. I don't recall but I think no. Part of that reason is if I like a woman I wouldn't want her to be a slut.
4. At this moment without giving it any thought I will say Slick Willy C.
5a. Way too high 72.65 (19 years ago I might have said 84.75 and been fine with it)
5b. Way too low 31.333 (19 years ago I would have said 90)

RainbowsandUnicorns wrote: ↑Thu Aug 08, 2024 7:18 am

pdub wrote: ↑Thu Aug 08, 2024 7:02 am 1. Yum
2. The Reds? No
3. Oh man. I’m thinking back and no.
4. FDR probably
5. 60. 70.

4. I asked - "living". FDR has been dead for a long time. Pick another person. Or don't.

I read it wrong.
I’d go with Clinton but I’m not so sure about his mental state so let’s say Pete.

1. 2 breadsticks. Chicken parm.
2. White Sox. Loss.
3. No
4. JB Pritzker
5. 35 / 70

1) 5; Shrimp carbonara? WTF, blasphemy. G and I
2) I remember this. Dallas Green, hated him for that. We watched the cubbies before going in and prepping for dinner service. Guessing the Cards and the Cubs won.
3) Yeah
4) Walz would be fun to kill a few beerzos with.
5) 70, 80

1a. At least six. He asks for a second basket as the first is delivered and complains about having to eat the first basket without Alfredo sauce, which he demands to be brought together with basket #2.

1b. He does 3, as he orders the Tour of Italy.

2. Total Flubs move.

3. Yes. But never if she wanted anal.

4. I’d only want to talk with them if they were going to be in regular person mode, not DC (dumb cunt) mode.

5. I don’t love or hate. It’s a means to an end, which will probably happen with me broke haha.

1. 7 E and I
2. ill say Pirates, it's the cubs they probably lost
3. yeah
4. I don't really have a burning desire to meet any politicians
5. 60, somewhere better 7 and 90 depends on the day and what I'm doing that day.

1. I usually eat 3-4 breadsticks.
E and F - Lasagna and Spaghetti and Meatballs.
Give me that red sauce over white sauce all day.

I'm so hungry now.

1.
A. 2 breadsticks
K. Chicken Tortelloni Alfredo (don't know the first thing about pdub or what he eats but this is what sounded the best to me right now)

2.
a. They played the Phillies in the 8/8/88 game, not sure who they played on 8/9/88
b. I don't know who won

3. Yes

4. Obama, he would have some interesting stories for sure.

5.
a. 100. Accurate access to your money is one of the most critical parts of our society's infrastructure.
b. Most days I am at an 80 or more. There are some tedious administrative parts of my job that I don't enjoy but I like that it is important to so many people that I do my job well. If you are gassing up your car to go to work, buying groceries or getting money out of an ATM to pay for childcare, you need to have your credit or debit card work right or it fucks up your day and potentially your life.

Everything at Olive Garden is perfect but I tend to stay away from heavy cream/cheese dishes, especially in this case if I have to eat two of them.

I'm not allergic or anything but it sits in my stomach way heavier than a red sauce.

God dammit. 2 entrees. I have failed another gutter test that shouldn't be possible to fail.