Kansas Crimson

1. Which of the following comedians is your favorite STAND UP comedian of those I have listed?
a. Dave Chappelle
b. Kevin Hart
c. Matt Rife
d. Eddie Murphy
e. Louis C.K.
f. Steve martin
g. Chris Rock
h. Gabriel Iglesias
i. Jerry Seinfeld
j. Jeff Foxworthy


2. In January you have to spend 1 full month on vacation using your own money (as much or as little as you choose - and need) and either going by yourself or bringing one person with you. You must leave the state you live in and go at least 500 miles away. You must stay in that state the entire month of January.
What state do you choose?


3. What is your favorite animal of the following choices....
a. Gorilla
b. Tiger
c. Bear
d. Elephant
e. Rhino
f. Horse
g. Dog
h. Whale


4. You have to choose one of the following hats to wear any/every time you go out in public between 6:00pm tonight and 12:01pm on Tuesday Which do you choose?

a.


b.


c.


d.


e.


f.


g.


h.


i.



5. You can pick any living person who is older than you to be your big brother and have a close relationship with for the rest of your life.
Who do you choose?

1. I laughed the most when Dave Chapelle was big when I was in college so I'll have to say him.
2. I'll say Virginia as I can get a non stop back to see my family and the weather still might have a bit of snow
3. Bear
4. The stupid Green Bay one
5. Bloomberg. He tends to give away money. I think as a older bro he'd lend me some $.

1. Dave Chappelle
2. WA
3. damn gutter, if you're gonna start using terms like gorilla or elephant or bear for question 3, then it really is time to break up with her
4. ( i) made me think of Leawood so let's go with that (RIP)
5. Dave Chappelle

1 - Eddie (used to like Chappelle, but not a fan of his latest offerings). Tom Segura and Chad Daniels are probably my two current favorites

2 - Georgia

3 - rhino (odd that they’re all mammals. intentional?)

4 - g

5 - George Clooney

1) Chapelle
2) South Carolina
3) Tiger
4) A
5) Mickey Heart

1. Chappy
2. CA
3. Dawg
4. E
5. Mike Gordon (Jordan)

RainbowsandUnicorns wrote: ↑Fri Aug 16, 2024 9:13 am
5. Mike Gordon (Jordan)

1. larry the cable guy
2. florida
3. horse
4. i
5. sammy hagar

"1. larry the cable guy
2. florida"

It's almost like a character.

did the cable guy change his name?

pdub wrote: ↑Fri Aug 16, 2024 9:48 am "1. larry the cable guy
2. florida"

It's almost like a character.

or caricature

1. Eddie Murphy
2. New Mexico
3. Bear
4. no
5. Woody Harrelson

1. Dave Chappelle
2. Colorado - 500 miles from me gets me just west of Denver so I'll happily spend a month of January between Steamboat, Breck, Keystone and Vail thank you very much.
3. A - gorilla
4. E
5. Michael Bloomberg. he's 82, I am sure he'd leave his brother he is so close to a nice fat inheritance in a few years...

i didn’t consider the 500 mile stipulation…amending my answer to New Mexico

1. Chris Rock
2. January? I'll go Arizona for the gold.
3. Dog
4. B (not sure what it is)
5. I'll go with my best friend. We've been best friends since we were 3 so already as close as brothers.

DeletedUser wrote: ↑Fri Aug 16, 2024 7:24 pm
4. B (not sure what it is)

Misery Tiger. Wouldn’t urinate on it if it was on fire!

zsn wrote: ↑Fri Aug 16, 2024 8:01 pm

DeletedUser wrote: ↑Fri Aug 16, 2024 7:24 pm
4. B (not sure what it is)

Misery Tiger. Wouldn’t urinate on it if it was on fire!

Yuck. I should have known. Not sure why I thought it was a bear. Maybe drinking at the golf course all day and then doing gutters questions isn't the best method for quality answers.

I'll take the weird green bay hat then.

guess maybe they aren’t as big a rival, huh?