Kansas Crimson

1. Spumoni is Italian. We (or at least I) live in the USA. I don't eat Kung Pao Chicken but if YOU could choose any day of the year to be National Kung Pao Chicken Day in the USA, what day would you choose?

2. Two parter. Today is Sister Jean's 105th birthday. Happy birthday SJ!
a. Do you know who Sister Jean is?
b. How old (what age) do you think you will be when you die?

3. You must pick TWO restaurants to eat dinner at/in in the next month. The TWO restaurants have to be within 10 miles of your home. Which restaurants do you choose?

4. You could pick one of the following people to be elected President in 2028. The person you choose will be elected President in 2028. Who do you choose?
a. Michelle Obama
b. Kamala Harris
c. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
d. Amy Klobuchar
e. Cory Booker
f. Hakkem Jeffries
g. Josh Shapiro
h. Marjorie Taylor Greene
i. Nikki Haley
j. Kari Lake
k. Meghan McCain
l. Ron DeSantis
m. Ted Cruz
n. Vivek Ramaswamy

5. You are walking on a public street in the downtown of a city. You get a bloody nose with a considerable amount of blood. You don't have a Kleenex/Napkin/Paper Towel/Handkerchief. You walk in to a clothing store and ask one of the salespeople if they have a Kleenex/Napkin/Paper Towel that you can have. They say no, so you walk up to where their sales counter (where you "check out" and their "cash register") is and ask someone else if they have a Kleenex/Napkin/Paper Towel that you can have. You see two open boxes of Kleenex on the counter. The person says "NO", and that's it. You then tell them, "There are two boxes of Kleenex right there" and "May I please have a Kleenex". They still say "NO" and nothing else.
You must do TWO of the 5 following things. Which TWO do you choose?
a. Say Fuck You and walk away.
b. Grab an article of clothing, put it to your nose, and put blood on it.
c. Reach over the counter and pull a few Kleenex out of the box.
d. Tell at least one customer in the store LOUDLY that the people who work in the store are assholes.
e. Leave the store, find someone on the street who has a Kleenex/Napkin/Paper Towel, then take the used Kleenex/Napkin/Paper Towel that has your blood on it and go back in to the store and toss it on the counter where the two boxes of Kleenex are sitting.

1. January 29th
2. a. yes b. who knows, I've breathed in lots of nasty over the years, the microplastics and grease are flowing through my blood....76?

3. I don't have any restaurants within 10 miles of me. Closest food is 26 miles away.

4. Pete can't even get on the ballot in a fake race huh? damn, what'd he do?

5. Just use your own damn sleeve and worry about it when you get home instead of running around asking everybody for a tissue while making a scene and bleeding everywhere.

1. Feb 6
2. Yes. 81.
3. I'm going to extend this question out to 20 miles so Phogusher doesn't find me. Am I paying for these meals? If not, Central Provisions and Scales.
4. Shapiro seems the right level of conservativish Democrat on the full spectrum of things so prob him
5. Deal with it myself

1. Today. Sounds like a nice after golf meal.

2.
A) She is the nun that got famous during March Madness for some Chicago area school who's name I can't remember that made a NCAA tourney run....(loyola, I remembered before finishing the post)
B) Hopefully a little older than I am currently.

3. Olive Garden. Taco Bell.

4. Amy Klobuchar

5. First B. Then pay for said article of clothing. Then A.....unless it's like the Burberry store or something where everything costs $1,000, in which case I'd use my own clothes to stop the bleeding, then A, then D.

1 - I mean, it sure FEELS like the answer is Christmas night, right? Even for goyim like me.

2a - of course
2b - I would guess I'll approach or go past 100, just on the basis of the longevity of my family members who make good lifestyle choices combined with favorable access to healthcare etc.

3 - I will expand to 15 miles, and say Pizza Tascio and The Majestic.

4 - I will choose Kamala, on the assumption that we are talking about a second term.

5 - a + b

1. Jan 6, "Kung Pao" is the sound effect trumpty dumpy was making as his legion of darkness was hitting police officers with flagpoles

2.a. Jayhawk legend and my nephew, "Scarecrow" is now on the staff of the Loyola Ramblers
b. 85, maybe less, once I am not "feeling it" anymore I will check the fuck out

3. https://cafedesamiskc.com The fillet of beef and the scallops are as good as it gets. And Guillaume is a funny dude. Best place in KC to take all of your employees for a Christmas dinner. He will shut the restaurant down for the night and let you have the run of the place.

https://www.acrekc.com We wandered in one afternoon by accident thinking it wasn't as fancy as it is. Sat at the bar, dressed like I shouldn't be there. One of the best burgers in KC and the staff made me feel like I should be there. The rabbit cappelletti is outstanding. The pickled chicken is as well. The dry aged ribeye is orgasmic. I usually don't order a steak at a restaurant, but fuck it, I had to try it when I saw one come out on a plate.

Even if you don't live nearby, both of these places are well worth the drive up north of Kansas City to Parkville.

4. Queen of the United States, Michelle Obama!

5. c. skip the drama and just do something

1) Nuttin wrong with KPC, March 13
2) Yes, I dunno
3) a. https://keyscafe.com/restaurants/woodbury/
b. https://www.caspianbistro.com/
4) Kamala
5) Bleed on the counter until they get me a towel or something

1. 21 August. Hint: date of the Lawrence Massacre without Spumoni. Chicken Missourians rode through an undefended city guns blazing.
2. Loyal A
79. Climate related
3. Rudy's BBQ and Sausalitos
4. Harris
5. Pretend to pass out from their failure to render aid. Hire Fish.

Sparko wrote: ↑Wed Aug 21, 2024 12:11 pm 1. 21 August. Hint: date of the Lawrence Massacre without Spumoni. Chicken Missourians rode through an undefended city guns blazing.
2. Loyal A
79. Climate related
3. Rudy's BBQ and Sausalitos
4. Harris
5. Pretend to pass out from their failure to render aid. Hire Fish.

…who would immediately refer it out to someone who actually knows what they’re doing…

3rd Sunday in January. Don’t wanna compete with Chick Fil A.

2. Yes. 53.

3. Burrito King. Munchers.
Just kidding, I think both places suck. Come at me!!!!!

4. Not enough info given.

5. See 99’s answer. But I’m petty.

1 - Jan. 3

2 - yes, maybe 80ish

3 - El Chihuahua and this vegan Lebanese spot called Rawtopia

4 - Kamala, because that would mean she wins now and does well going forward

5 - c

1. February 29th
2. Yes 62
3. Steak place. I'll go with Erie Cafe for Steak Vesuvio. Pizza Place. I'll go with...... I'll get back to ME.
4. 3 way tie for me. Cor Book, Hak Jeff, Jo Shap. Mich O'B is a close 2nd/4th.
5. I had a feeling people wouldn't answer it in the manner I wanted them to. b. was sort of a trick option. The article of clothing could be your own. If I had to pick from the 5 choices, a and b and not be proud of it. Two assholes doesn't equal a vagine.