Kansas Crimson

1. Today is NATIONAL FORGIVENESS DAY / NATIONAL PASTOR'S SPOUSES DAY / NATIONAL BURNT ENDS DAY / NATIONAL ACNE POSITIVITY DAY / NATIONAL ACNE POSITIVITY DAY / NATIONAL CHICKEN BOY DAY and probably a lot of other NATIONAL things Day.
If you had to create your own National Day, what would it be?

2. Have you ever seen a "professional" Drone show live?

3. Two parter.
Part 1.
Who of the following people do you feel is the biggest douche bag?
a. Deion Sanders
b. Rudy Giuliani
c. Bill Gates
d. Bono
e. Oprah Winfrey
f. Tom Cruise
g. Donald Trump
h. Greta Thunberg
i. Elon Musk
j. Benjamin Netanyahu

Part 2.
Who of the following people do you like the most?
a. Deion Sanders
b. Rudy Giuliani
c. Bill Gates
d. Bono
e. Oprah Winfrey
f. Tom Cruise
g. Donald Trump
h. Greta Thumberg
i. Elon Musk
j. Benjamin Netanyahu



4. Someone is on the rooftop of a tall building. They put a wine bottle on the ledge. They accidentally knock the wine bottle over the edge. It falls, hits someone, and kills them. They go to court. They are sentenced. Do they go to jail?


5. Predict the final score of the KU/Illinois Football game.

1) Chicken Boy Day? I would choose National Park Day.

2) No

3) Bibi, Greta

4) Yes

5) 28 21 good guys

1. National Top 1 Percent of Top 1 Percent Pay Their Fair Share Of Taxes Without Hiding It In Stocks Or Property Or Overseas Day
2. No. Prob will never.
3. Trump. Ugh…none of them really but maybe Greta bc if what she stands for
4. Depends.
5. 30-24 KU

1.) National Sleep In Day
2.) No. Didn’t know they existed.
3.) Douchiest: Tie between Deion and Greta
Most Likeable: Tom Cruise. Gotta respect the focus and intensity.
4.) probably
5.) 28-14 Rockchalks, as my 2 y/o daughter calls them

1. National We Don't Need A National Anything Day Other Than National Holidays In Which We Get The Day Off From Work Day So We Get Today Off From Work Too/To Day.

2. Yes.
On a related note - The fucksticks at Navy Pier fucked up last night. Show was supposed to be BEFORE the fireworks. They did it AFTER the fireworks so I didn't see it. Not that I really wanted to - and I definitely didn't need to.

3.
Douche - Rudy but others are a close 2nd.
"Like" - Probably none but if I have to pick one I'll go with Bono.

4. All depends on who they are, how much money they have or don't have, how good or bad their attorney is, who the prosecutor is, and who the judge is. The "average" person - I'll go with yes.

5. 109,123, 565 Fighting Leipolds to -124 Bulimic Bielemas
Ok, Jayhawks 27 Illness 20

1. National Everybody go outside day
2. No, and no interest
3. douchiest...elon? I don't like any of them....I guess Deion simply based on my memories of watching him before I heard him talk a bunch.
4. I would assume yes if it can proven. It's gotta at least be some sort of manslaughter or negligent homicide
5. 34-21 KU

1. No National Anything Day
2. Yes
3. 1. Musk/Bibi tie; 2. Greta/Oprah tie
4. No
5. 31-28 KU

1. National Lampoon Day
2. No. Lawrence cancelled fireworks that have been moved out by fairgrounds bc Lawrence is Lawrence and the Humane society is across the street and the animals freaked the fuck out and instead of the 50 people in town who are put off enough by that, instead of volunteering to be emotional support humans that evening during the community fireworks show instead raised enough stink to get the city to switch to a drone show, which was cancelled because of technical error (malfunction). I’m actually for protecting the animals, but why not just move it back down by river? So maybe possibly Mass St business experience a rush after? Nope, not Lawrence! I’d rather live in a progressive town than the opposite (I came from an Oil and Ag town in Colorado), but the reactions are mind-boggling sometimes.

3. A. Too many choices to narrow down.
B. None

4. No, but one of their loved ones should be stoned.

5. 37-23 KU.

1. national referee day
2. yes to the drone show. it was cool. it was underwhelming. not a substitute for fireworks imo.
3a. biggest douche bono
3b coolest Tom cruise
4. I would hope so
5. 20-17