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Why does James Davenport not have his own thread yet? The guy drops a turd in trumpty plumpty's punchbowl almost daily. The manly man deserves his own thread for fucks sake!

.D. Vance thinks the high cost of daycare can be solved with one easy trick: Just ask your family for help!

At a Turning Point Action event in Mesa, Arizona, Wednesday, conservative midget pundit Charlie Kirk asked the Republican vice presidential nominee how to lower the cost of childcare. Vance’s answer seemed more than a little tone-deaf.

“One of the ways that you might be able to relieve a little bit of pressure on people who are paying so much for daycare is, maybe grandma and grandpa wants to help out a little bit more. Or maybe there’s an aunt or uncle that wants to help out a little bit more,” Vance said. “If that happens, you relieve some of the pressure on all of the resources that we’re spending on daycare.”

For parents who do not have access to help from relatives, Vance said that more people have to get training in childcare and that certain certifications have “nothing to do with taking care of kids.” He falsely implied that childcare specialists were forced to have a “six-year college degree” and thus had to charge more for daycare.

Vance’s solutions, if one could call them that, seem out of touch at best. Family help is not a policy solution, nor is it even practical for many parents who do not have family willing to help. Childcare certifications also typically don’t require advanced college degrees, or even college degrees at all. While Washington, D.C., has a degree requirement, it’s only for a two-year associate’s degree.

Yet again, Vance seems to have some weird, archaic views on families. In 2020, the Ohio senator agreed with a podcast host who said having grandmothers help raise children is “the whole purpose of the postmenopausal female.” He has policy proposals that would make life harder for people without children and has faced heavy criticism for insulting “childless cat ladies.” Perhaps he should just stop talking about children and families, especially since he doesn’t speak well about his own children.

Yeah, I think we have all been there. But have you ever said anything like this to your kid?

And then bragged about it in public?

Sen. JD Vance (R-OH) said that he told his son to “shut the hell up for 30 seconds about Pikachu,” during an appearance on the Full Send Podcast, released Friday. “My son, who is seven, is in the hotel room with me,” Vance told the podcast about the phone call he got from former President Donald Trump on the first day of the RNC to tell him he was his veep pick. “And he is really into Pokemon cards right now, he’s going through a Pokemon phase... I mean he’s really into it, so he is trying to talk to me about Pikachu and I am on the phone with Donald Trump, I’m like ‘son, shut the hell up for 30 seconds about Pikachu,’” Vance told the podcast.

So, the GOP wants you to not only forget about ever retiring, but also take on the burden of raising your grand kids?

Overlander wrote: ↑Thu Sep 05, 2024 2:38 pm So, the GOP wants you to not only forget about ever retiring, but also take on the burden of raising your grand kids?

Just the beta rubes.....it's the price they pay to cut my taxes.

I think this will build character and enhance family values in the rubes. It's a win/win.

why doesn't mother just stay home and watch her own kids. my mother did.

Wow after reading the first post, I'm certain this will be a good productive thread too.

Very educated opinion japhy. Educated as always

and. i watch my grandkids all the time. every chance i get.

randylahey wrote: ↑Thu Sep 05, 2024 2:54 pm Wow after reading the first post, I'm certain this will be a good productive thread too.

Very educated opinion japhy. Educated as always

Holy Fuck

So you are James Davenport and you have been lampooned for your interviews. You need a safe venue, a place where you can express your weird glands and not be the craziest interview in the room.

So....wait, I know!

Get on tuckie's muthafuckin slouchy (definitely not a couch) chair!

Donald Trump’s running mate, Sen. JD Vance, is scheduled to join former Fox News host Tucker Carlson at the Giant Center in Hershey, Pennsylvania, on September 21 as part of the political commentator’s own tour, The Philadelphia Inquirer reported.

The Republican vice presidential nominee will appear as a special guest during the show even though Carlson is presently in hot water for welcoming a pro-Nazi Holocaust revisionist, Darryl Cooper, on his X show Monday.

During a two-hour friendly interview, Cooper claimed that Winston Churchill was the “chief villain” of World War II, the Inquirer noted. Cooper would go on to suggest that Nazi war crimes were a product of the Allies refusing to accept his peace terms; later, on X, he also suggested that France was better off when it was under Nazi occupation.

The interview was condemned by legitimate historians and others opposed to Holocaust revisionism. "Tucker Carlson's praise of Nazi apologist Darryl Cooper is an insult to the memory of the 6,000,000 Jews who were murdered by Hitler's Nazi regime," the Anti-Defamation League posted on X.

Carlson’s platforming of Cooper incited a backlash even among fellow conservatives. Trump critic and former Rep. Liz Cheney, R-Wyo., wrote on X that Cooper’s remarks were “pro-Nazi propaganda.”

It's the talk show equivalent of giving a speech at a Sundown Town.

tuckey and James Davenport, telling us how to be real men and trad women, this should be comedy gold!

Will they be ball tanning together? FINGERS CROSSED!

James Davenport; definitely more manly than Tampon Tim. No greater arbitrator of manliness than Jesse "Manly As Fuck" Waters makes this point.

As the presidential elections draws near, I’m happy to see my good friend and fellow manly man Jesse Watters of Fox News holding Democratic vice presidential nominee Tim Walz’s feet to the fire on issues real Americans care about.

I’m referring, of course, to milkshake masculinity.

On Wednesday, Watters said on his network: “Women love masculinity, and women do not love Tim Walz, so that should just tell you about how masculine Tim Walz is. The other day you saw him with a vanilla ice cream shake. Had a straw in it. Again, that tells you everything.”

First off, as Watters demonstrated, the properly masculine he-man way to say “vanilla shake” is “vanilla ice cream shake.” That’s how every real, normal man says it, whether at Dairy Queen, the McDonald’s drive-thru or your local ice cream shop. You don’t ask for a “vanilla shake.” That’s weak. You ask for a “vanilla ice cream shake.” It’s firm, there’s no ambiguity about what the vanilla ice cream shake contains and you’re making clear it’s a full-fat, genuine American milkshake and not some delicate hippie oat-milk beverage.

vanilla ice cream shake....nuthin weird here folks

Not clear how Tim Walz's masculinity will recover from 'strawgate'

More important, the sharp-eyed Watters absolutely NAILED Walz by noticing that he was consuming his vanilla ice cream shake with – and if you have male children in the room, make sure they don’t hear this – a straw.

Straws, as all the bros banging plates around down at the gym will tell you, are the least-masculine way for a man to drink a vanilla ice cream shake.

I mean, what kind of alpha-male need a dainty plastic tube to imbibe their thick, American ice cream shake? You might as well donate your man card to someone else if that’s how you’re going to consume a frozen dairy dessert, am I right fellow dudes? (Of course I am. No serious dude ever doubts whether he’s right.)

Drinking a milkshake with a straw? Only a squishy lib would do such a thing.

I’m so glad Watters broke this news about Walz and his effete milkshake consumption methods. Because new polling shows Democratic presidential nominee Kamala Harris’ straw-using running mate is somehow viewed more favorably than deeply macho Republican VP pick JD Vance.

I don’t think Vance would be caught dead using a straw. It might briefly occupy his man-mouth and prevent him from sharing important masculine thoughts on women needing to have more babies.

How is Walz polling better than Vance when he uses straws to drink with?

A new USA TODAY/Suffolk University poll found 48% of likely voters view straw-man Walz favorably, while only 36% look favorably on Vance. Walz is also leading Vance – and I can’t believe I have to type this – among women.

Clearly his poll was taken pre-strawgate, before the women of America learned that Walz sips his vanilla ice cream shakes in an anti-masculine manner.

Walz needs to learn the manly ways to drink a milkshake

Now I imagine some of you are wondering how a virile man is meant to move the vanilla ice cream milk shake from its cup into his tough, red-blooded gullet. There are two acceptably masculine approaches.

The first is to simply open your pie hole, raise the shake high – being mindful to flex your bicep while doing so – and hork the entirety of the milkshake down in one gulp. Brain freeze is only a problem for soy-based liberal men. If the massive sugar rush causes your pancreas to explode, all the better. Real men enjoy exploding organs.

The second and most-masculine option is to throw your vanilla ice cream shake into the air and shoot it with the handgun you carry at all times because you’re brave. As the shake contents rain down, you catch the droplets in your mouth while holstering your gun. Then you continue to explain to a nearby woman why she actually shouldn’t worry about her reproductive rights because Vance and GOP presidential nominee Donald Trump have it handled.

Boy, drinking a vanilla ice cream shake with a straw. Good luck recovering from this fiasco, Tim Walz.

And he has the nerve to call us weird.

I'll bet James Davenport drinks his milkshake via option two, which I don't think I need to say but will anyway, is totally not weird.

Going to great lengths to distract from the reality that all your hopes and dreams are tied to a halfwit. Sad.

JKLivin wrote: ↑Thu Sep 05, 2024 5:17 pm Going to great lengths to distract from the reality that all your hopes and dreams are tied to a halfwit. Sad.

For a guy that follows an absolute moron over the ledge, you sure talk a lot of shit.

it’s the IQ talking

…school shootings are just a fact of life…

jfc

KUTradition wrote: ↑Fri Sep 06, 2024 7:11 am it’s the IQ talking

Sez the guy who claims "fucktard" as the centerpiece of his vocabulary.

wow...that’s really got you shook

fucktard

The couch fucker speaks as only a true "man of god" can.....

JD Vance told a crowd in Arizona that better security in classrooms, not gun control, is the solution to school shootings, with the Republican nominee for vice president calling massacres like the one in Georgia this week an unfortunate “fact of life.”

Speaking at a rally at Phoenix, Vance said, “I don’t like that this is a fact of life. But if you’re—if you are a psycho, you want to make headlines, you realize that our schools are soft targets. And we have got to bolster security at our schools… We’ve got to bolster security so if a psycho wants to walk through the front door and kill a bunch of children, they’re not able to.”

Later on Thursday, the Georgia Bureau of Investigation said that Gray’s father, Colin Gray, had been arrested and charged with four counts of involuntary manslaughter, two counts of second-degree murder, and eight counts of cruelty to children.

Sources told CNN that Colin Gray is believed to have given his son an AR-15 style rifle as a gift last Christmas.

Nothing speaks to the joy of Jesus birth like an gun under the tree. It must have been little Colt's (wait, they even named their fuckin son after a gun?) reward for going several months without being investigated for making terrorist threats about shooting up his school.

Of maybe this was an unfortunate fact of lax gun laws and a rube societal fetish with weapons as paid for by gun makers in direct deposits to the Rubepublican Party?

One of the Parkland dads said it best.

“School shootings are a fact of life? My daughter Jaime’s murder was a fact of life?” he said in a post on X. “Fuck you @JDVance, you miserable prick.

“I can’t wait to make your exit from having any say in our public safety a fact of life. I can’t wait to vote for Kamala Harris and Tim Walz.”

KUTradition wrote: ↑Fri Sep 06, 2024 9:25 am wow...that’s really got you shook

fucktard

Not shook; more amused than anything. Amused that anyone older than about 14 even uses that word. Way to go!

obsess much?

i call ‘em like i see ‘em

i know it’s as brilliant (or mature) as giggles or cankles



should i just revert to calling you a misogynist fuck?

KUTradition wrote: ↑Fri Sep 06, 2024 9:43 am obsess much?

Nope. I just need a good laugh sometimes. You're reliable in a pitiable sort of way.