Gutter's 5 Pretty Quick Questions For National Weiner Schnitzel Day 9/9/24

[RainbowsandUnicorns]

1. I find some irony in the date today (nine/nine nein/nein) and that it's national Weiner Schnitzel day.
2 parter.
a. Have you ever eaten Weiner Schnitzel?
b. Have you ever been to Germany and/or Austria?


2. I'll be honest. I feel the lyrics to our National Anthem suck. You get to (and must) pick a new National Anthem out of the following songs. Which do you choose?

a. Living in America - James Brown
b. Party in the USA - Miley Cyrus
c. God Bless the USA - Lee Greenwood
d. Born in the USA - Bruce Springsteen
e. America - Neil Diamond
f. This Land Is Your Land - Woodie Guthrie
g. America - Simon and Garfunkel
h. I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy - George Cohen


3. Based on this photo and this photo alone, who are you more attracted to - Hawk Tuah girl (on the right) or her friend?




4. Which of the following teams do you think will win the most game regular season games and which team do you think will win the least regular season games?
a. Bears
b. Cardinals
c. Steelers
d. Patriots
e. Colts
f. Jags
g. Rams


5. Assuming you brush your teeth, and you use toothpaste, what toothpaste do you use?

[pdub]

1. Yes. Yes, I lived there for just over 4 months.
2. c - God Bless the USA
3. Hawk Tuah
4. Most Rams. Least Cardinals.
5. Arm & Hammer

[JKLivin]

1.) Never eaten it, never been there.
2.) I like the one we have.
3.) I'll pass. Too much mileage on both of them, I'm guessing.
4.) Rams; Jags
5.) Sensodyne

[jhawks99]

1) No, no
2) G
3) I wish her 15 minutes were over
4) Most C, least D
5) Crest

[jfish26]

I've always thought the final verse of the Star Spangled Banner is better than the first, or at least a very good occasional change-up (even though my preference would be to not Jesus things up in the first place):

O thus be it ever when freemen shall stand
Between their lov'd home and the war's desolation!
Blest with vict'ry and peace may the heav'n rescued land
Praise the power that hath made and preserv'd us a nation!
Then conquer we must, when our cause it is just,
And this be our motto - "In God is our trust,"
And the star-spangled banner in triumph shall wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave.

[Sparko]

1. Ja. Ja.
2. Battle Cry of Freedom
3. Neither. Vapidity sense
4. A. C.
5. Crest

[TDub]

1. no, yes both
2. f
3. in that Pic, the friend
4. Rams
5. Whatever the wife buys

[RainbowsandUnicorns]

1. No. Yes (Germany - not Austria)
2. Smartass/dumbass me says a. I'll go with g.
3. Friend
4. Most - Rams (who are 0-1) Least - Pats (who are 1-0)
5. I've asked this question. Same answer as the other time I asked it. Typically crest.

[DrPepper]

1. yes & yes
2. I disagree. The Star Spangled Banner is a difficult song musically, but the lyrics (compared to those proposed) are not bad. It is just an ode to the flag, and the 'land of the free and home of the braves' chorus is a nice sentiment. The song the Star Spangled Banner replaced, Hail Columbia, probably has the better lyrics. See https://songofamerica.net/song/hail-columbia/
3. Neither. If I have to pick one, the one on my left with the genuine-looking smile
4. don't care
5. Crest something. I don't really pay attn to which Crest. I am picky about my brush.

[DeletedUser]

1. No. No.

2. God Bless America

3. Hailey

4. Rams most. Cardinals least.

5. Crest or Colgate usually. Or whatever is on sale.

[Back2Lawrence]

1. A. Yes
B. Born in Frankfurt.

2. On this list, let’s go America by Neil Diamond. If Trump wins, we need to change it to white America by Eminem.

[Back2Lawrence]

1. A. Yes
B. Born in Frankfurt.

2. On this list, let’s go America by Neil Diamond. If Trump wins, we need to change it to white America by Eminem.

3. The friend. The fish lips or whatever the fuck that’s called are dumb, and not seen the rest of her in this picture, so eliminating what she might look like from consideration, she’s disqualified.

4. Most Colts. Least jags.

5. Have the same answer as illy.