DAY ONE FANTASY THREAD BITCHES!

[japhy]

Let it out Senor Randall and phd Benzos; day one, your candidate is unleashed, untethered and has legal immunity!

So many fun things to choose from; locking up enemies, deporting people who call your baby “muy gordo”, imposing tarriffs on everything coming from China, lowering my taxes and taking out a second mortgage to pay for them!

What’s first on your wish list for your vainglorious leader?

I’ll start…. trumpty and little Stephie Miller send 4,000 school buses to Southern Cali to round up “illegals”! We will start in Cali because they already asked Abbott and DeSactimonious if they could start in their State and they said their businesses and economy can’t stand the disruption.

They can pack about 65 adults in a school bus. It takes between two hours and half a day to fill a bus. Take a middle number of 3 hours, it takes 12,000 manhours of staff to fill the 4,000 buses. Say it takes 5 people working to fill each bus and their cost is around $50/hr (this is contract labor). That’s about $3M in labor to fill the buses. NBD, Eloon will shake that much change out of his pockets and pay for it, and of course Mexico will eventually pay us back.

Racist wet dream moment…..we have 260,000 “illegals” on buses, Day Fuckin A One, ready to head to Mexico! So 4,000 buses head towards the border. About 3,000 commercial vehicles a day cross at Otay Mesa. So unless we are gonna close the border to all commercial traffic and just run racist buses all day, we are gonna have to pace it. Best case we get 2,000 “brown” busses a day across the border. So 130,000 are gonna have to live on the buses for a day and a half and 130,000 will spend two days plus on the buses. If we have a crew of 3, so 12,000 drivers/guards on the busses they are gonna need food/water/bathroom breaks as well.

Best case scenario with a $50 per diem cost we have 272,000 x $50 x 1.5 = $20.4M and let’s assume we don’t lose anyone during the bathroom breaks. Then there is the racist contract labor for 12,000 x $50/hr x 36 hrs = $21.6M….fuck, this is $tarting to add up. Eloon, get yer checkbook out.

But the busses continue to roll.

Now we have 260,000 “illegals” on the other side of the border where they belong! A few thousand have personal information taken by the Mexican authorities in support of the kidnaping charges and 12,000 REAL AMERICAN workers are tossed in Mexican jails. The buses are confiscated of course so we will need to buy 4,000 new buses at an average cost $140K x 4,000 = $560M. Plus there will be fines of some sort, say it ends up bring $1500 x 4,000 buses = $6M, hell , that’s cheap compared to everything else….bargain!

So all added up we have about $611M in costs and we have 260,000 less “illegals”! Fuck Yeah!

We do need to get the drivers and guards back or no one will work on the next rube pleasin racist roundup. I think the average DUI costs around $10K in legal and fines, so let’s use that as a basis. 12,000 x $10K = $120M added on. But this will be a nice 2-3 month side gig for non-tenured professors during the summers. I say 2-3 months as an estimate for how long it will take them to get out of Mexican prison and back to the bosom off their families. TRUE PATRIOTS will just volunteer for this work, there will be a line out the door of the recruiting office!

So for the Day One Fuck Yeah Purge it only costs us $2811/”illegal” to get them across the border!

And about 1/3 of them are back in SoCal within a month.

And how many are we gonna deport in the long run 1M…2M….5M? The math is getting into the Billion$. Not to mention the economic costs of lost workers, lost SS/Medicare wage payments, increased food prices and general inflation.

DAY ONE, MUTHFUCKAHS IS A VAINGLORIOUS VICTORY FOR RACISM AND SELECTIVE SUPPPORT FOR THE RULE OF LAW!

[zsn]

You sure you are not auditioning the screenplay treatment for “A Day Without a Mexican II”? Well done. I’d watch this movie!

[japhy]

So we impose tariffs and eliminate federal taxes! Fuckin Genius!

China sends $1.4B per day in stuff, some needed like drugs and electronics but a lot of crap as well. This is gonna be easy!

US taxpayers pay into federal taxes about $11.0B per day.

So, for the tariffs on China to replace the tax revenue we only need a tariff of $9.6B per day or about 600% tariffs on Chinese goods to make up the difference!

So that $500 TCL TV you were going to buy now costs $3500, and that $600 Haier fridge is now $4200. So about a week past day one, Chinese imports drop 90%, yeah! Hospitals of course still have to buy N95 masks and other things from China cuz they are the only ones making stuff but hey, your health insurance only tripled in cost this year so NBD.

American companies will start making stuff! They just broke ground on the giant manufacturing plant on Federal land just 6 hours away! The plant will normally take 3 years to build, but due to lack of labor and materials it will take 4.5 years. No amount of cutting red tape increases the work force or gets them to a massive job site 6 hours away. In the meantime we can buy stuff from Viet Nam, or Mexico, or Russia. And American made goods increase in price because of “scarcity” and demand. And more tariffs on other countries cut off supply, and cut off exports for agriculture.

But pork chops are $1.99/lb again!

Which is good because inflation is back with a vengeance. And farms are shutting down again so that price drop is temporary. We will be importing steaks and pork chops from Brazil like China does.

And in 4 years, DAY ONE comes around again!

And the new DAY ONE plan is to get rid of the tariffs and bring back taxes to pay for the shit we need and MAKE AMERICA COMPETITIVE AGAIN!

They close down the as-yet-unfinished manufacturing plant projects and go back to international business as usual again. It takes a decade to build back the infrastructure and train employees to deal with federal taxes and win back trading partners again. And there is the issue of our transportation and general infrastructure system which has been neglected for 4 years and interrupts supply chains further. Imagine the Covid supply chain interruption times 2.

But with the cut in taxes and increased opportunity for vulture capitalism, my net worth may be doubled, SO LETS DO THIS!

MORE WEALTH INEQUALITY FOR THE ONE% !

It's wut "we the rube people" want! They deserve it!

[JKLivin]

Let it out Senor Randall and phd Benzos; day one, your candidate is unleashed, untethered and has legal immunity!

So many fun things to choose from; locking up enemies, deporting people who call your baby “muy gordo”, imposing tarriffs on everything coming from China, lowering my taxes and taking out a second mortgage to pay for them!

What’s first on your wish list for your vainglorious leader?

I’ll start…. trumpty and little Stephie Miller send 4,000 school buses to Southern Cali to round up “illegals”! We will start in Cali because they already asked Abbott and DeSactimonious if they could start in their State and they said their businesses and economy can’t stand the disruption.

They can pack about 65 adults in a school bus. It takes between two hours and half a day to fill a bus. Take a middle number of 3 hours, it takes 12,000 manhours of staff to fill the 4,000 buses. Say it takes 5 people working to fill each bus and their cost is around $50/hr (this is contract labor). That’s about $3M in labor to fill the buses. NBD, Eloon will shake that much change out of his pockets and pay for it, and of course Mexico will eventually pay us back.

Racist wet dream moment…..we have 260,000 “illegals” on buses, Day Fuckin A One, ready to head to Mexico! So 4,000 buses head towards the border. About 3,000 commercial vehicles a day cross at Otay Mesa. So unless we are gonna close the border to all commercial traffic and just run racist buses all day, we are gonna have to pace it. Best case we get 2,000 “brown” busses a day across the border. So 130,000 are gonna have to live on the buses for a day and a half and 130,000 will spend two days plus on the buses. If we have a crew of 3, so 12,000 drivers/guards on the busses they are gonna need food/water/bathroom breaks as well.

Best case scenario with a $50 per diem cost we have 272,000 x $50 x 1.5 = $20.4M and let’s assume we don’t lose anyone during the bathroom breaks. Then there is the racist contract labor for 12,000 x $50/hr x 36 hrs = $21.6M….fuck, this is $tarting to add up. Eloon, get yer checkbook out.

But the busses continue to roll.

Now we have 260,000 “illegals” on the other side of the border where they belong! A few thousand have personal information taken by the Mexican authorities in support of the kidnaping charges and 12,000 REAL AMERICAN workers are tossed in Mexican jails. The buses are confiscated of course so we will need to buy 4,000 new buses at an average cost $140K x 4,000 = $560M. Plus there will be fines of some sort, say it ends up bring $1500 x 4,000 buses = $6M, hell , that’s cheap compared to everything else….bargain!

So all added up we have about $611M in costs and we have 260,000 less “illegals”! Fuck Yeah!

We do need to get the drivers and guards back or no one will work on the next rube pleasin racist roundup. I think the average DUI costs around $10K in legal and fines, so let’s use that as a basis. 12,000 x $10K = $120M added on. But this will be a nice 2-3 month side gig for non-tenured professors during the summers. I say 2-3 months as an estimate for how long it will take them to get out of Mexican prison and back to the bosom off their families. TRUE PATRIOTS will just volunteer for this work, there will be a line out the door of the recruiting office!

So for the Day One Fuck Yeah Purge it only costs us $2811/”illegal” to get them across the border!

And about 1/3 of them are back in SoCal within a month.

And how many are we gonna deport in the long run 1M…2M….5M? The math is getting into the Billion$. Not to mention the economic costs of lost workers, lost SS/Medicare wage payments, increased food prices and general inflation.

DAY ONE, MUTHFUCKAHS IS A VAINGLORIOUS VICTORY FOR RACISM AND SELECTIVE SUPPPORT FOR THE RULE OF LAW!

By definition, if you are here illegally, you are not American.

Wanting immigration laws enforced and wages not driven down for legal workers is not racist.

Good for you, though. Getting a jump on the oUTrAgE might be therapeutic.

[DrPepper]

Muslim ban again. Foreign graduate students with valid US student visas are not allowed to enter the US. More tech companies, including US tech companies, move their incubators to Canada and other foreign-friendly countries, just like they did after 2016. The US produces even fewer engineers. The US falls even further behind in tech, business, and manufacturing. Stripped of world leader status, even the domestic best and brightest decide to leave the US for greener pastures. America's top researchers, innovators, and educators depart for happy places like Canada, Denmark, etc. America becomes a third-world country because the GOP wants to take us backwards instead of forwards.

[Overlander]

Think of the Border Patrol budget we will save when it is “Mexican Season” on the border though.

All the monster trucks, confederate flags, machine guns and “Patriots” wearing night vision will line the border…jockeying for position to get the most kills per shift.

Don’t worry about regular citizens, folks out for a hike along the Rio Grande…. or fishing on Falcon Lake getting taken out. It’s a small price to pay for FREEDUM.

[JKLivin]

Day One: Executive order halting all foreign aid and allocating it to border control.

[Overlander]

Day One: Executive order halting all foreign aid and allocating it to border control.

There ya go! THAT is thinking outside the box right there!

Russia rolls over Ukraine, but as long as Putins checks clear, the GOP is fine with it.

Next, the invasion of Poland, Germany…hell, all of Europe. Of course, Orange Julius owes Vladimir big time…so the aid simply gets redistributed to Russia. Gonna put a big dent in the border plan.

No big deal, Trump clearly couldn’t give a shit about the border. The only good thing the border ever did was provide the Rubes with the distractions needed to slide all of Trumps OTHER insidious policies by the mouth breathers.

Day 3, the Rubes start to see that Trump couldn’t actually care less about them. But, with all of that winning, does it even matter?

[JKLivin]

Day One: Executive order halting all foreign aid and allocating it to border control.

There ya go! THAT is thinking outside the box right there!

Russia rolls over Ukraine, but as long as Putins checks clear, the GOP is fine with it.

Next, the invasion of Poland, Germany…hell, all of Europe. Of course, Orange Julius owes Vladimir big time…so the aid simply gets redistributed to Russia. Gonna put a big dent in the border plan.

No big deal, Trump clearly couldn’t give a shit about the border. The only good thing the border ever did was provide the Rubes with the distractions needed to slide all of Trumps OTHER insidious policies by the mouth breathers.

Day 3, the Rubes start to see that Trump couldn’t actually care less about them. But, with all of that winning, does it even matter?

Brilliant analysis. Why aren’t you running for office?!?

[zsn]

Until you put CEOs and employers in jail you are not a serious person who is interested in actually finding a solution

[Overlander]

Day One: Executive order halting all foreign aid and allocating it to border control.

There ya go! THAT is thinking outside the box right there!

Russia rolls over Ukraine, but as long as Putins checks clear, the GOP is fine with it.

Next, the invasion of Poland, Germany…hell, all of Europe. Of course, Orange Julius owes Vladimir big time…so the aid simply gets redistributed to Russia. Gonna put a big dent in the border plan.

No big deal, Trump clearly couldn’t give a shit about the border. The only good thing the border ever did was provide the Rubes with the distractions needed to slide all of Trumps OTHER insidious policies by the mouth breathers.

Day 3, the Rubes start to see that Trump couldn’t actually care less about them. But, with all of that winning, does it even matter?

Brilliant analysis. Why aren’t you running for office?!?

I know, right?

[japhy]

A rube and the point are often on divergent tracks.

[JKLivin]

A rube and the point are often on divergent tracks.

Spoken like a true dupe.

[japhy]

The big question is, if trumpty plumpty once again makes big promises and once again loses interest and just grifts and cuts taxes, will the rubes just forget about his promises or make excuses for him?

Will they blame it on Nancy Pelosi or Joe Biden?

If on the crazy chance that trumpty does follow through, if he doesn't spin off on some sort Space Force tangent; when the economy goes to shit, will the rubes claim it is great? Will they again suspend disbelief and blame it on China or the deep State?

The rubes are as unpredictable and unstable as their orange Lord and Savior Jeebus trumpty. So it could go either way.

However a trumpty plumtpy presidency would roll out, I feel there will be much hilarity at the rubes expense and they will be poorer and much of that money will end up in my pockets.

Thank you for your debt service rubes.

[japhy]

If Kamala wins.....day one is kinda quiet. Our economy remains the strongest in the world and there is no turmoil in economic markets, wondering if a lunatic is gonna turn over all the apple carts. There will be gradual change for the better for the bottom 99%. Eloon will be wondering if he should cut his losses and sell Twitter. Somewhere in NYC Patti Smith will be singing on the sidewalk.

[japhy]

Mike Johnson says we will start with healthcare “reform”! OK not Day One, but before Day One Hunerd!

We will finally throw off the shackles of Obamacare! We will toss out the healthcare that bad socialist black man from Kenya made you buy and we have a concept of a plan for replacement. You are young healthy breeding age rubes and you don’t need no stinking expensive healthcare! It’s UNFAIR that you should pay into a system that keeps costs down for old and sickly people!

You will not be denied coverage for preexisting conditions again!

But can you afford $2000/month for health insurance because you are in a bad risk pool? And after paying only $200/month for years, as soon as you need coverage, the cost will go up 10X or more, effective immediately, pay or you will be dropped.

We all eventually end up in a bad risk pool.

Medicine will get more expensive again, but you will enjoy the “opportunities” that the free market affords you. And investors will have a field day making money off your misfortune!

It is likely that more rural hospitals will close, so you will drive further for healthcare. Did you know that if you have to be life flighted to a hospital that your insurance does not cover that cost? In the Empire the average life flight to Colorado Springs will cost you between $25K-$45K. A friend had to be flown over there twice in the last couple of years. The bill for the two flights came to about $65K. But it is a small price to pay for free market efficiency! She had life flight insurance so no biggie. Another woman we know, did not. She is young and figured she didn’t need to pay that extra $75/year for life flight insurance. She is still making the equivalent of a monthly car payment to the life flight company 5 years later.

Do you have life flight insurance?

Yes, I know your wife needs to get to the hospital ASAP, but you need to sign this agreement first. Yes, that does say we will put a lien on your real property and yes we could sell that lien to Japhy, come on rube, your wife and child need to git to the dang hospital now!

Anyway, just another thing to think about as you look at that cheap new free market insurance that pays for as little as possible. It will soon be more available to help you in your personal journey to permanent indentured servitude or bankruptcy.

Ahhhh….the good old days, before the Nanny State kept the rubes from financial self harm.

The vultures are circling rubes. YOU, are wuts for dinner.

Thank you for your debt service rubes.