Diners Dive-Ins and Drives
Posted: Fri Nov 22, 2024 10:18 pm
Placeholder for now but don’t worry you guys this is the new HOF thread
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Re: Diners Dive-Ins and Drives
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2024 8:55 pm
You got a job as a waiter at Sonic?
Re: Diners Dive-Ins and Drives
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2024 9:18 pm
Guy Fieri’s Fluffer?
Re: Diners Dive-Ins and Drives
Posted: Sat Nov 23, 2024 9:47 pm
Seems like being a car hop at Sonic would be fertile ground for meeting a lot of single women.
And by "single women", I mean high school girls.
#solid
And by "single women", I mean high school girls.
#solid
Re: Diners Dive-Ins and Drives
Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2024 12:55 am
Geee-zus titty fucking Christ.
Talk shit if you must. But don’t Matt Gaetz me, please.
Now do you wanna order some goddamn tots or dontcha?
Talk shit if you must. But don’t Matt Gaetz me, please.
Now do you wanna order some goddamn tots or dontcha?
Re: Diners Dive-Ins and Drives
Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2024 7:01 am
Re: Diners Dive-Ins and Drives
Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2024 8:35 am
I'm confident I have the best KU related Sonic story of anyone on here.
But..... I'm going to hold off on sharing it.
Ya know, I am going to pull the old, how do you keep a _______________ in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow.
Re: Diners Dive-Ins and Drives
Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2024 9:13 am
Re: Diners Dive-Ins and Drives
Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2024 10:26 am
Re: Diners Dive-Ins and Drives
Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2024 4:55 pm
sheesh, you guys
Re: Diners Dive-Ins and Drives
Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2024 6:44 am
this thread was gonna be about some of my favorite dive bars into which I went on a recent road trip.
oh! and also some choice breakfast spots.
That reminds me...is there anything else that went up in price as quickly as a diner breakfast?
It seems like most places used to have the standard issue eggs potatoes toast and your choice of bacon or sausage for like under ten bucks. Now any more it's in the $14+ range. And if you might as well finance it if you wanna do something crazy like get chicken fried steak.
oh! and also some choice breakfast spots.
That reminds me...is there anything else that went up in price as quickly as a diner breakfast?
It seems like most places used to have the standard issue eggs potatoes toast and your choice of bacon or sausage for like under ten bucks. Now any more it's in the $14+ range. And if you might as well finance it if you wanna do something crazy like get chicken fried steak.
Re: Diners Dive-Ins and Drives
Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2024 6:48 am
sorry, this thread already sucked enough.
So lemme offer something to be optimistic about:
I know one spot we can still at least get Boosh lite for 2 bucks a pint...
not even some happy hour, either. Don't need a coupon or nothin. Just on tap, all day!
So lemme offer something to be optimistic about:
I know one spot we can still at least get Boosh lite for 2 bucks a pint...
not even some happy hour, either. Don't need a coupon or nothin. Just on tap, all day!
Re: Diners Dive-Ins and Drives
Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2024 7:00 am
Oh boy. Starting early today with rapid fire posts. Is this supposed to be funny?
Re: Diners Dive-Ins and Drives
Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2024 3:36 pm
As obnoxious as GF is and as bad as his restaurants are, I still like the show. Mostly.
Reminds me that a couple of weeks ago, I hit up a local DDD joint. A truck stop close to my house. Had all the green flags for a quality greasy breakfast. Industrial area off the interstate and Mississippi river. Gravel parking lot. Mostly dead neon sign. Looked like a great spot for B&Gs.
I sit down, get a pretty good cuppa joe. Ancient, surly waitress asks me what I want. 99: "How about the B&Gs with two eggs scrambled?"
ASW: "How bout not. We ain't got 'em. New owners are taking over next week."
99: "OK, chicken fried steak and eggs?"
ASW: "Nope, we ain't got that either.... wait, I think there's still one."
99: "Uhhmmmm no, I don't want the last CFS, Breakfast skillet thingie with chorizo?"
ASW: "Yeah, we got that"
99 thinks to himself if 3rd party: "99, you should just pay for the coffee, leave a nice tip and head on down the road."
Breakfast skillet thingie was awful, and 99 should have listened to himself.
Reminds me that a couple of weeks ago, I hit up a local DDD joint. A truck stop close to my house. Had all the green flags for a quality greasy breakfast. Industrial area off the interstate and Mississippi river. Gravel parking lot. Mostly dead neon sign. Looked like a great spot for B&Gs.
I sit down, get a pretty good cuppa joe. Ancient, surly waitress asks me what I want. 99: "How about the B&Gs with two eggs scrambled?"
ASW: "How bout not. We ain't got 'em. New owners are taking over next week."
99: "OK, chicken fried steak and eggs?"
ASW: "Nope, we ain't got that either.... wait, I think there's still one."
99: "Uhhmmmm no, I don't want the last CFS, Breakfast skillet thingie with chorizo?"
ASW: "Yeah, we got that"
99 thinks to himself if 3rd party: "99, you should just pay for the coffee, leave a nice tip and head on down the road."
Breakfast skillet thingie was awful, and 99 should have listened to himself.
Re: Diners Dive-Ins and Drives
Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2024 3:41 pm
"Industrial area off the interstate and Mississippi river.".jhawks99 wrote: ↑Mon Nov 25, 2024 3:36 pm As obnoxious as GF is and as bad as his restaurants are, I still like the show. Mostly.
Reminds me that a couple of weeks ago, I hit up a local DDD joint. A truck stop close to my house. Had all the green flags for a quality greasy breakfast. Industrial area off the interstate and Mississippi river. Gravel parking lot. Mostly dead neon sign. Looked like a great spot for B&Gs.
I sit down, get a pretty good cuppa joe. Ancient, surly waitress asks me what I want. 99: "How about the B&Gs with two eggs scrambled?"
ASW: "How bout not. We ain't got 'em. New owners are taking over next week."
99: "OK, chicken fried steak and eggs?"
ASW: "Nope, we ain't got that either.... wait, I think there's still one."
99: "Uhhmmmm no, I don't want the last CFS, Breakfast skillet thingie with chorizo?"
ASW: "Yeah, we got that"
99 thinks to himself if 3rd party: "99, you should just pay for the coffee, leave a nice tip and head on down the road."
Breakfast skillet thingie was awful, and 99 should have listened to himself.
Clue #1
Re: Diners Dive-Ins and Drives
Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2024 3:44 pm
Re: Diners Dive-Ins and Drives
Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2024 3:45 pm
Nice Formica
Re: Diners Dive-Ins and Drives
Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2024 3:58 pm
Exactly
Re: Diners Dive-Ins and Drives
Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2024 4:08 pm
Gravy and countertops…this thread is finally picking up!
Fwiw skillets are low key a red flag for me on a breakfast menu.
Fwiw skillets are low key a red flag for me on a breakfast menu.
Re: Diners Dive-Ins and Drives
Posted: Mon Nov 25, 2024 4:11 pm